suspicious missus

playfordtree · 31st October 2007, 12:33 PM

Help!!

My missus doesn't believe me when i tell her i spend all my time on the computer looking at Treeworld.

She thinks im looking up porn and then switching back when she comes past.

She patrols back and forth past the computer like a german gaurd at a concentration camp

All i get are comments like,

"what can be so interesting that you want to sit there for hours"
or
"i wish i was a tree, then i might get some more attention"

Or worse still she pulls up a chair and wants to look at Treeworld with me!

And then theres my kids, complaining because they cant get on the computer and bitch about how bad life is with the rest of their EMO mates

by the way i am no longer refered to as dad, they now call me SATAN THE EVIL OVERLORD.

I tell you folks its friggin hilarious!!

Good on YA Treeworld
finally a bit of me time

TreeCo · 31st October 2007, 03:52 PM

I have to tell my wife I'm looking at porn and have to hide TreeWorld!

Eric Frei · 31st October 2007, 04:14 PM

"You work all flamin day on trees, get home, then look at them for hours on the PC! You must be sick."

That's what I get. Then I make videos, and boy, I still haven't made the kids birthday video from 6 months ago and ... "you have time to make all these tree videos and bla bla bla"

Argh, such is life, beats watching the idiot tube.

shaggs · 31st October 2007, 09:28 PM

playford, I know how you feel!!! LOL.
things are pretty bad when you say to the missus your lloking at porn and they don't believe you. at least treeworld don't cost you anything!!!
best of all thought, the kids love to watch the videos over and over.....i call this "quality family time"!!!!!!

treefeller · 2nd November 2007, 08:39 AM

Yep, i get the same although the boy loves the vids

JohN Dee · 3rd November 2007, 04:54 PM

Lol, I'm loving it, I get all those ones aswell. Both my mum and the gf nagg me about it. My brother always refers to my porn as, trees without bark on them - LOL.

31st October 2007, 12:33 PM	#1
playfordtree Mature tree Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Behind Your Sister! Posts: 328	suspicious missus Help!! My missus doesn't believe me when i tell her i spend all my time on the computer looking at Treeworld. She thinks im looking up porn and then switching back when she comes past. She patrols back and forth past the computer like a german gaurd at a concentration camp All i get are comments like, "what can be so interesting that you want to sit there for hours" or "i wish i was a tree, then i might get some more attention" Or worse still she pulls up a chair and wants to look at Treeworld with me! And then theres my kids, complaining because they cant get on the computer and bitch about how bad life is with the rest of their EMO mates by the way i am no longer refered to as dad, they now call me SATAN THE EVIL OVERLORD. I tell you folks its friggin hilarious!! Good on YA Treeworld finally a bit of me time

31st October 2007, 03:52 PM	#2
TreeCo Mature tree Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Georgia, USA Posts: 307	Re: suspicious missus I have to tell my wife I'm looking at porn and have to hide TreeWorld!

31st October 2007, 04:14 PM	#3
Eric Frei Admin - Owner Palm & Tree Services in Brisbane Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane Posts: 12,996	Re: suspicious missus "You work all flamin day on trees, get home, then look at them for hours on the PC! You must be sick." That's what I get. Then I make videos, and boy, I still haven't made the kids birthday video from 6 months ago and ... "you have time to make all these tree videos and bla bla bla" Argh, such is life, beats watching the idiot tube. __________________ Protect your rights to work - Join Australian Tree Association My businesses:- Qualified Brisbane Palm and Tree Lopping \| Stump Grinding Brisbane \| Brisbane - Gold Coast Consulting Arborist

31st October 2007, 09:28 PM	#4
shaggs Mature tree Join Date: May 2007 Location: sydney Posts: 419	Re: suspicious missus playford, I know how you feel!!! LOL. things are pretty bad when you say to the missus your lloking at porn and they don't believe you. at least treeworld don't cost you anything!!! best of all thought, the kids love to watch the videos over and over.....i call this "quality family time"!!!!!!

2nd November 2007, 08:39 AM	#5
treefeller Semi-mature vigorous tree Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: aaa Posts: 224	Re: suspicious missus Yep, i get the same although the boy loves the vids

3rd November 2007, 04:54 PM	#6
JohN Dee Moderator Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Climbing around the world Posts: 848	Re: suspicious missus Lol, I'm loving it, I get all those ones aswell. Both my mum and the gf nagg me about it. My brother always refers to my porn as, trees without bark on them - LOL. __________________ We are what we repeatedly do... Excellence then, is not an act, but HABIT... Red : Green : Blue

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