Beware Expert Village Idiot Drew George Finn| Dangerous Felling Practices

Bruce Hopf

Now that sure looks like some very Interesting work, that you did with the Crane.
A couple weeks ago, I heard a Chain Saw back in the Bush, that buts onto mine, so I thought that I should investigate, to make sure that they were not in my Bush.
When I got to the other side of my Bush, and into my other Field, I could tell better where the Chain Saws where running. I walked along my fence line, and when the Chain Saws stopped, I yelled to my Neighbour, that him and his Father In Law where cutting.
I walked into my Neighbour Bush, from my Field, and went to were they where working. I right away noticed his Father In Law, standing under a Wind Fell Tree that was Leaning into another Tree, and attempting to drive in a Felling Wedge, into a Cut in the Tree that was holding up the Wind Fell Tree.
He was trying to Fell the Tree, that was holding up the Leaning Wind Fell Tree. I told my Neighbour, that in almost 30 Years of cutting Fire wood, with a Chain Saw, and being around my Dad, my Uncle, and my Great Uncle cutting Fire Wood for over 36 years in our Bush, that I had never seen something as Dangerous, or as Stupid as this.
His Father In Law, right away, started spouting his Mouth off at me, and said if I was so smart, than how would I get the Leaning Tree out of the other one.
I told the Clown, that I wouldn't be Lazy, and I'd drag some Chains used for Logging, to the Butt of the Leaning Tree, back the Tractor in, close to the Leaning Tree, Hook the Chains up to the Tractor, and pull the leaning Tree out of the Other Tree, instead of trying to Commit Suicide.
His Father In Law kept spouting his Mouth off at me, so I told him to go and do it his way, and that it was his, or his Son In Laws Funeral, and I walked away.
I'm sure that they must have watched some of the Village Idiots Videos, on how to remove a Leaning Tree from another Tree. Bruce.

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stirmantrees

Some people were never meant to use a chain saw. I think its like somebody who thinks they can sing. but never really hears themself. They just keep on singing.
Maybe they should check out that instructional how to video by the village people. I hear that they are an excellent resource for the asspiring arborist

Ace Master

stirmantrees

nice size log.

bin it away

ace

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stirmantrees

ace

Your threads have been impressive.
What kind of lift is that you use?
We utilize jlg stuff around here.

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timscott

Tomorrow I'm removing all backyard trees using "the widow maker technique" very safe in 600m3 blocks. This guy knows his stuff!!

Eric Frei

For those who dont know Expert Village has joined up (in some capacity not sure whether buy out or same owner etc) with Ehow

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