Things to Ponder

DBS · 16th March 2008, 04:19 PM

When sign makers go on strike is there anything written on their signs?

-Daryl

DBS · 16th March 2008, 04:20 PM

Do married people live longer than single people do or does it just seem longer?

-Daryl

newguy18 · 16th March 2008, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS

Do married people live longer than single people do or does it just seem longer?

-Daryl

It all depends,do you have more fun being married or being single?

playfordtree · 16th March 2008, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS

Do married people live longer than single people do or does it just seem longer?

-Daryl

Bloody life sentence mate!!

(You get less time for murder, plus the food is better in jail)

DBS · 17th March 2008, 01:05 PM

If you can't drink and drive why do gas stations sell beer?

-Daryl

clementine · 17th March 2008, 05:36 PM

There's a hard to reach place, called "BLISS", where the love of your job and the love of the people around you releive you of the burden of life!

GFT200

Therrin · 17th March 2008, 05:40 PM

Ahhh, why do we americans park in driveways and drive on parkways?

Also, why is something sent by Car called a "shipment", and by Ship "cargo"?

newguy18 · 17th March 2008, 05:46 PM

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Therrin · 17th March 2008, 05:47 PM

That's true newguy....except of course, for a nice steak =)

When I was down in Mexico, the cat tacos even tasted like chicken.

newguy18 · 17th March 2008, 05:48 PM

they eat cat too?I thought they made thier tacos from dog.

clementine · 17th March 2008, 05:57 PM

Where is the "W" in "One"????

It should be "Onny"!

GFT200

DBS · 17th March 2008, 07:32 PM

if Pro = the opposite of Con

then does Progress = the opposite of Congress

-Daryl

playfordtree · 17th March 2008, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS

If you can't drink and drive why do gas stations sell beer?

-Daryl

You guys can buy beer at gas stations?

Man, get me a green card i'm coming over.

"Owwww, say can you see, by the dawns early light........"

Quintrex · 17th March 2008, 10:31 PM

Why do married men die earlier than single men?

Because they want to!

Therrin · 18th March 2008, 01:59 AM

When I was younger I thought that was because they burnt out from too much vigorous physical activity, too often...

Since then I've found this isn't the case. Damn.

Ace Master · 18th March 2008, 02:29 AM

funny how a wife can spot a blonda hair on a bloke's coat, yet hit the garage doors driving in to park.

hoot gibson · 18th March 2008, 03:19 AM

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Originally Posted by playfordtree

You guys can buy beer at gas stations?

Man, get me a green card i'm coming over.

"Owwww, say can you see, by the dawns early light........"

and carry guns

h

playfordtree · 18th March 2008, 05:04 AM

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Originally Posted by hoot gibson

and carry guns

h

16th March 2008, 04:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
DBS Semi-mature vigorous tree Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: CT USA Posts: 204	Things to Ponder When sign makers go on strike is there anything written on their signs? -Daryl __________________ Stihl MS 200T Stihl MS 361

16th March 2008, 04:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
DBS Semi-mature vigorous tree Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: CT USA Posts: 204	Re: Things to Ponder Do married people live longer than single people do or does it just seem longer? -Daryl __________________ Stihl MS 200T Stihl MS 361

17th March 2008, 01:05 PM	#5 (permalink)
DBS Semi-mature vigorous tree Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: CT USA Posts: 204	Re: Things to Ponder If you can't drink and drive why do gas stations sell beer? -Daryl __________________ Stihl MS 200T Stihl MS 361

17th March 2008, 05:36 PM	#6 (permalink)
clementine Mature tree Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Portugal Posts: 282	Re: Things to Ponder There's a hard to reach place, called "BLISS", where the love of your job and the love of the people around you releive you of the burden of life! GFT200 __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons - for you are crunchy and taste of chicken! Builder in Central Portugal

17th March 2008, 05:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
Therrin The Tree World Bandit Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lancaster, Ca Posts: 1,254	Re: Things to Ponder Ahhh, why do we americans park in driveways and drive on parkways? Also, why is something sent by Car called a "shipment", and by Ship "cargo"? __________________ Ken Fessia I.T.S.A. Tree Service (661) 916-4703

17th March 2008, 05:46 PM	#8 (permalink)
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Live Oak Florida home of the crapiest trees you will ever see. Posts: 2,629	Re: Things to Ponder Why does everything taste like chicken? __________________ Have your say join us today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzkd_m4ivmc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzfzb...eature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-OqK...eature=related

17th March 2008, 05:47 PM	#9 (permalink)
Therrin The Tree World Bandit Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lancaster, Ca Posts: 1,254	Re: Things to Ponder That's true newguy....except of course, for a nice steak =) When I was down in Mexico, the cat tacos even tasted like chicken. __________________ Ken Fessia I.T.S.A. Tree Service (661) 916-4703

17th March 2008, 05:48 PM	#10 (permalink)
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Live Oak Florida home of the crapiest trees you will ever see. Posts: 2,629	Re: Things to Ponder they eat cat too?I thought they made thier tacos from dog. __________________ Have your say join us today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzkd_m4ivmc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzfzb...eature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-OqK...eature=related

17th March 2008, 05:57 PM	#11 (permalink)
clementine Mature tree Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Portugal Posts: 282	Re: Things to Ponder Where is the "W" in "One"???? It should be "Onny"! GFT200 __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons - for you are crunchy and taste of chicken! Builder in Central Portugal

17th March 2008, 07:32 PM	#12 (permalink)
DBS Semi-mature vigorous tree Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: CT USA Posts: 204	Re: Things to Ponder if Pro = the opposite of Con then does Progress = the opposite of Congress -Daryl __________________ Stihl MS 200T Stihl MS 361

17th March 2008, 10:31 PM	#14 (permalink)
Quintrex Mature tree Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 441	Re: Things to Ponder Why do married men die earlier than single men? Because they want to! __________________ Heightmaster

18th March 2008, 01:59 AM	#15 (permalink)
Therrin The Tree World Bandit Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lancaster, Ca Posts: 1,254	Re: Things to Ponder When I was younger I thought that was because they burnt out from too much vigorous physical activity, too often... Since then I've found this isn't the case. Damn. __________________ Ken Fessia I.T.S.A. Tree Service (661) 916-4703

18th March 2008, 02:29 AM	#16 (permalink)
Ace Master Mature tree Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Australia, Vic, Melbourne Posts: 267	Re: Things to Ponder funny how a wife can spot a blonda hair on a bloke's coat, yet hit the garage doors driving in to park. __________________ The Mt Dandenong Ranges Tree Specialists