Things to Ponder

DBS · 17th March 2008, 11:19 AM

When sign makers go on strike is there anything written on their signs?

-Daryl

DBS · 17th March 2008, 11:20 AM

Do married people live longer than single people do or does it just seem longer?

-Daryl

newguy18 · 17th March 2008, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS

Do married people live longer than single people do or does it just seem longer?

-Daryl

It all depends,do you have more fun being married or being single?

playfordtree · 17th March 2008, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS

Do married people live longer than single people do or does it just seem longer?

-Daryl

Bloody life sentence mate!!

(You get less time for murder, plus the food is better in jail)

DBS · 18th March 2008, 08:05 AM

If you can't drink and drive why do gas stations sell beer?

-Daryl

clementine · 18th March 2008, 12:36 PM

There's a hard to reach place, called "BLISS", where the love of your job and the love of the people around you releive you of the burden of life!

GFT200

Therrin · 18th March 2008, 12:40 PM

Ahhh, why do we americans park in driveways and drive on parkways?

Also, why is something sent by Car called a "shipment", and by Ship "cargo"?

newguy18 · 18th March 2008, 12:46 PM

Why does everything taste like chicken?

Therrin · 18th March 2008, 12:47 PM

That's true newguy....except of course, for a nice steak =)

When I was down in Mexico, the cat tacos even tasted like chicken.

newguy18 · 18th March 2008, 12:48 PM

they eat cat too?I thought they made thier tacos from dog.

clementine · 18th March 2008, 12:57 PM

Where is the "W" in "One"????

It should be "Onny"!

GFT200

DBS · 18th March 2008, 02:32 PM

if Pro = the opposite of Con

then does Progress = the opposite of Congress

-Daryl

playfordtree · 18th March 2008, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DBS

If you can't drink and drive why do gas stations sell beer?

-Daryl

You guys can buy beer at gas stations?

Man, get me a green card i'm coming over.

"Owwww, say can you see, by the dawns early light........"

Steve Tipton · 18th March 2008, 05:31 PM

Why do married men die earlier than single men?

Because they want to!

Therrin · 18th March 2008, 08:59 PM

When I was younger I thought that was because they burnt out from too much vigorous physical activity, too often...

Since then I've found this isn't the case. Damn.

Ace Master · 18th March 2008, 09:29 PM

funny how a wife can spot a blonda hair on a bloke's coat, yet hit the garage doors driving in to park.

hoot gibson · 18th March 2008, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by playfordtree

You guys can buy beer at gas stations?

Man, get me a green card i'm coming over.

"Owwww, say can you see, by the dawns early light........"

and carry guns

h

playfordtree · 19th March 2008, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hoot gibson

and carry guns

h

clementine · 19th March 2008, 09:27 AM

How come you always get an itch in your ear (or somewhere awkward) when your fingers are covered in crap!

JohN Dee · 19th March 2008, 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by playfordtree

Lol watch out Simon, hoot is hinting at you... One more thread and you know he's coming after you

Why do we as Aussies lock up our $200 lawn mower in the garage, but park our $30,000 cars on the street or in the drive?

playfordtree · 19th March 2008, 11:58 PM

I found a website called www.bulletproofvestforyourass.com

My order should be here next wednesday.

newguy18 · 20th March 2008, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohN Dee

Lol watch out Simon, hoot is hinting at you... One more thread and you know he's coming after you

Why do we as Aussies lock up our $200 lawn mower in the garage, but park our $30,000 cars on the street or in the drive?

they do it here too John.

JohN Dee · 20th March 2008, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JohN Dee

Lol watch out Simon, hoot is hinting at you... One more thread and you know he's coming after you

Why do we as Aussies lock up our $200 lawn mower in the garage, but park our $30,000 cars on the street or in the drive?

Quote:

Originally Posted by newguy18

they do it here too John.

Oh, ok then

. I recieved that one in some aussie email chain letter bout weird things we aussies do :P Guess that one is a global phenomenon.

DBS · 21st March 2008, 12:43 AM

Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

DBS · 21st March 2008, 01:28 AM

if olive oil come from olives...

where does baby oil come from???...

-Daryl

clementine · 21st March 2008, 11:17 AM

Why is the thing your looking for always in the last place you look?

How do you lose something you put down 2 minutes ago?

Steve Tipton · 21st March 2008, 11:51 AM

If a bricklayer can lay bricks, can a plumber lay plums?

Therrin · 21st March 2008, 02:19 PM

If Vegetarians eat Vegetables...

What do Humanitarians eat?

newguy18 · 21st March 2008, 02:42 PM

If the plural of goose is geese,shouldn't the plural of moose be meese.

playfordtree · 21st March 2008, 08:07 PM

Q. What's the capitalist version of communism?

A. Welfare.

17th March 2008, 11:19 AM	#1
DBS Semi-mature vigorous tree Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: CT USA Posts: 182	Things to Ponder When sign makers go on strike is there anything written on their signs? -Daryl __________________ Stihl MS 200T Stihl MS 361

17th March 2008, 11:20 AM	#2
DBS Semi-mature vigorous tree Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: CT USA Posts: 182	Re: Things to Ponder Do married people live longer than single people do or does it just seem longer? -Daryl __________________ Stihl MS 200T Stihl MS 361

18th March 2008, 08:05 AM	#5
DBS Semi-mature vigorous tree Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: CT USA Posts: 182	Re: Things to Ponder If you can't drink and drive why do gas stations sell beer? -Daryl __________________ Stihl MS 200T Stihl MS 361

18th March 2008, 12:36 PM	#6
clementine Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Shropshire, UK Posts: 509	Re: Things to Ponder There's a hard to reach place, called "BLISS", where the love of your job and the love of the people around you releive you of the burden of life! GFT200 __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons - for you are crunchy and taste of chicken!

18th March 2008, 12:40 PM	#7
Therrin Former Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bakersfield, Ca Posts: 2,512	Re: Things to Ponder Ahhh, why do we americans park in driveways and drive on parkways? Also, why is something sent by Car called a "shipment", and by Ship "cargo"?

18th March 2008, 12:46 PM	#8
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl Posts: 4,977	Re: Things to Ponder Why does everything taste like chicken? __________________ Have your say join us today. old schooler

18th March 2008, 12:47 PM	#9
Therrin Former Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bakersfield, Ca Posts: 2,512	Re: Things to Ponder That's true newguy....except of course, for a nice steak =) When I was down in Mexico, the cat tacos even tasted like chicken.

18th March 2008, 12:48 PM	#10
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl Posts: 4,977	Re: Things to Ponder they eat cat too?I thought they made thier tacos from dog. __________________ Have your say join us today. old schooler

18th March 2008, 12:57 PM	#11
clementine Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Shropshire, UK Posts: 509	Re: Things to Ponder Where is the "W" in "One"???? It should be "Onny"! GFT200 __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons - for you are crunchy and taste of chicken!

18th March 2008, 02:32 PM	#12
DBS Semi-mature vigorous tree Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: CT USA Posts: 182	Re: Things to Ponder if Pro = the opposite of Con then does Progress = the opposite of Congress -Daryl __________________ Stihl MS 200T Stihl MS 361

18th March 2008, 05:31 PM	#14
Steve Tipton Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 823	Re: Things to Ponder Why do married men die earlier than single men? Because they want to! __________________ Heightmaster

18th March 2008, 08:59 PM	#15
Therrin Former Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bakersfield, Ca Posts: 2,512	Re: Things to Ponder When I was younger I thought that was because they burnt out from too much vigorous physical activity, too often... Since then I've found this isn't the case. Damn.

18th March 2008, 09:29 PM	#16
Ace Master Mature tree Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Australia, Vic, Melbourne Posts: 387	Re: Things to Ponder funny how a wife can spot a blonda hair on a bloke's coat, yet hit the garage doors driving in to park. __________________ Website: The Mt Dandenong Ranges Tree Specialists YouTube: Ace Tree Master

19th March 2008, 09:27 AM	#19
clementine Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Shropshire, UK Posts: 509	Re: Things to Ponder How come you always get an itch in your ear (or somewhere awkward) when your fingers are covered in crap! __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons - for you are crunchy and taste of chicken!

19th March 2008, 11:58 PM	#21
playfordtree Mature tree Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Behind Your Sister! Posts: 331	Re: Things to Ponder I found a website called www.bulletproofvestforyourass.com My order should be here next wednesday. __________________ Euthanizing South Australian Trees since 2007

21st March 2008, 12:43 AM	#24
DBS Semi-mature vigorous tree Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: CT USA Posts: 182	Re: Things to Ponder Why does your nose run and your feet smell? __________________ Stihl MS 200T Stihl MS 361

21st March 2008, 01:28 AM	#25
DBS Semi-mature vigorous tree Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: CT USA Posts: 182	Re: Things to Ponder if olive oil come from olives... where does baby oil come from???... -Daryl __________________ Stihl MS 200T Stihl MS 361

21st March 2008, 11:17 AM	#26
clementine Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Shropshire, UK Posts: 509	Re: Things to Ponder Why is the thing your looking for always in the last place you look? How do you lose something you put down 2 minutes ago? __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons - for you are crunchy and taste of chicken!

21st March 2008, 11:51 AM	#27
Steve Tipton Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 823	Re: Things to Ponder If a bricklayer can lay bricks, can a plumber lay plums? __________________ Heightmaster

21st March 2008, 02:19 PM	#28
Therrin Former Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bakersfield, Ca Posts: 2,512	Re: Things to Ponder If Vegetarians eat Vegetables... What do Humanitarians eat?

21st March 2008, 02:42 PM	#29
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl Posts: 4,977	Re: Things to Ponder If the plural of goose is geese,shouldn't the plural of moose be meese. __________________ Have your say join us today. old schooler

21st March 2008, 08:07 PM	#30
playfordtree Mature tree Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Behind Your Sister! Posts: 331	Re: Things to Ponder Q. What's the capitalist version of communism? A. Welfare. __________________ Euthanizing South Australian Trees since 2007

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