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| Semi-mature vigorous tree Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: CT USA
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If you're born again do you have two belly buttons?
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| Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl
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| hang on[ng checks],nope still only have 1.
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| Semi-mature vigorous tree Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: CT USA
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| LOL... instead of a second BB you were given an addiction to coffee... ![]() Bill... i will leave now.... and go to Post Office and mail you your item... sorry for HUGE delay. regards, Daryl
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| Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl
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I got my chest pains under control,took the advice of a friend with a medical history and started taking a multi vitamean and it thinned my blood out and i only have chest pains when my b/p is high but yes i still drink coffeee like water,Hey no worries about the delay we all have busy schedules that at times can seem hectic.cheers and thanks again.
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| Sappling Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: isle of man
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Why does mineral water have a sell by date when it has been running through mountains for years? |
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| Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl
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1) If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2) Can you cry under water? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3) How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4) Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5) Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6) Why does a round pizza come in a square box? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7) What disease did cured ham actually have? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8) How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 9) Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10) If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 11) Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 12) Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 13) Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 14) Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 15) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 16) If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 17) Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 18) If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 19) Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 20) If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 21) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 22) If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 23) Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 24) Why did you just try singing the two songs above? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 25) Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 26) Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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| Admin - Razor sharp and independent 2 X Diploma Level 5 qualified arborist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane
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| Former Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bakersfield, Ca
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15, 16, 18 and 24 got me. Good Ones Bill! |
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| | #39 |
| Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Shropshire, UK
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20) If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner? ![]() Much better to catch the little beep beeping M'r F'r!
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| Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl
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How come everyone says you can't put a price on human life yet most of us do it daily?
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| Moderator Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Climbing around the world
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| Lol nice ones Bill. I could say something about number 15 and Aboriginals, but for the sake of peace and harmony I'll keep it to myself.
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