Some levity for the holiday

StrictlyPalms · 26th December 2007, 09:32 AM

I'm new to the site and thought I'd show my silly sense of humor

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Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. He says "Sorry, boys, we don't serve your kind here." So the pieces of string walk out again.

They're sitting in the gutter outside and feeling really thirsty when one piece of string says "Hey! I've got an idea to get me into the bar."

So he starts twisting and turning, wriggling this way and that, pulling out a few threads here and there. His mate's looking at him and thinks he's gone completely nuts.

Then the piece of string walks back into the bar. The bartender looks at him a little suspiciously again and says "Here, you're not a bit of string, are you?"

The piece of string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot."
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Disclaimer: if this joke is offensive in any way because of its religious, racial, sexual orientation, hair color, national origin, or political views... then you're nuts.

bigshea13 · 26th December 2007, 12:43 PM

nice.

Ekka · 26th December 2007, 01:04 PM

newguy18 · 27th December 2007, 11:41 AM

i didn't get the joke but the disclaimer is funny.

Therrin · 27th December 2007, 02:37 PM

A frayed knot.

afraid not?

It's okay Newguy, you can just claim that too much sawdust affects the brain.

bigshea13 · 27th December 2007, 03:14 PM

two tree trimmers walk into a bar............................ouch!

newguy18 · 27th December 2007, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Therrin

A frayed knot.

afraid not?

It's okay Newguy, you can just claim that too much sawdust affects the brain.

Okay in that sense I'm totally offended and by that i mean I'm nuts.

shaggs · 29th December 2007, 03:39 AM

Like when you get an irishman to say "whale.oil.beef.hooked!"

shaggs · 29th December 2007, 03:40 AM

Well I'll be F@#ked!

Therrin · 29th December 2007, 07:19 PM

nice....

newguy18 · 29th December 2007, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by shaggs

Like when you get an irishman to say "whale.oil.beef.hooked!"

now I'm part irish now i'm gonna have to ....

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lmbo.

TREE-SURFER · 30th December 2007, 05:11 AM

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Originally Posted by shaggs

Like when you get an irishman to say "whale.oil.beef.hooked!"

It must have been the Guinness, that took me a little while to get that 1

bigshea13 · 30th December 2007, 07:56 AM

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Originally Posted by shaggs

Like when you get an irishman to say "whale.oil.beef.hooked!"

lauffin me arse off!

Therrin · 31st December 2007, 03:17 AM

*a picture comes to therrin's head of a thousand TreeWorld lurkers all muttering "whale.oil.beef.hooked" while we're talkin about it* Hah...

Therrin · 31st December 2007, 04:31 AM

newguy18 · 31st December 2007, 05:25 AM

silent night?

TREE-SURFER · 31st December 2007, 06:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Therrin

Thats terrible. Plastic is so hazardous to the environment.

26th December 2007, 09:32 AM	#1 (permalink)
StrictlyPalms Semi-mature vigorous tree Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Orlando, Florida USA Posts: 86	Some levity for the holiday I'm new to the site and thought I'd show my silly sense of humor ============================================= Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. He says "Sorry, boys, we don't serve your kind here." So the pieces of string walk out again. They're sitting in the gutter outside and feeling really thirsty when one piece of string says "Hey! I've got an idea to get me into the bar." So he starts twisting and turning, wriggling this way and that, pulling out a few threads here and there. His mate's looking at him and thinks he's gone completely nuts. Then the piece of string walks back into the bar. The bartender looks at him a little suspiciously again and says "Here, you're not a bit of string, are you?" The piece of string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot." ==================================================== Disclaimer: if this joke is offensive in any way because of its religious, racial, sexual orientation, hair color, national origin, or political views... then you're nuts. __________________ Strictly Palms, Inc. Orlando, Florida USA

26th December 2007, 12:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
bigshea13 Mature tree Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: hiding Posts: 386	Re: Some levity for the holiday nice.

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27th December 2007, 11:41 AM	#4 (permalink)
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Live Oak Florida home of the crapiest trees you will ever see. Posts: 2,629	Re: Some levity for the holiday i didn't get the joke but the disclaimer is funny. __________________ Have your say join us today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzkd_m4ivmc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzfzb...eature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-OqK...eature=related

27th December 2007, 02:37 PM	#5 (permalink)
Therrin The Tree World Bandit Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lancaster, Ca Posts: 1,254	Re: Some levity for the holiday A frayed knot. afraid not? It's okay Newguy, you can just claim that too much sawdust affects the brain. __________________ Ken Fessia I.T.S.A. Tree Service (661) 916-4703

27th December 2007, 03:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
bigshea13 Mature tree Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: hiding Posts: 386	Re: Some levity for the holiday two tree trimmers walk into a bar............................ouch!

29th December 2007, 03:39 AM	#8 (permalink)
shaggs Mature tree Join Date: May 2007 Location: sydney Posts: 462	Re: Some levity for the holiday Like when you get an irishman to say "whale.oil.beef.hooked!"

29th December 2007, 03:40 AM	#9 (permalink)
shaggs Mature tree Join Date: May 2007 Location: sydney Posts: 462	Re: Some levity for the holiday Well I'll be F@#ked!

29th December 2007, 07:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
Therrin The Tree World Bandit Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lancaster, Ca Posts: 1,254	Re: Some levity for the holiday nice.... __________________ Ken Fessia I.T.S.A. Tree Service (661) 916-4703

31st December 2007, 03:17 AM	#14 (permalink)
Therrin The Tree World Bandit Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lancaster, Ca Posts: 1,254	Re: Some levity for the holiday a picture comes to therrin's head of a thousand TreeWorld lurkers all muttering "whale.oil.beef.hooked" while we're talkin about it Hah... __________________ Ken Fessia I.T.S.A. Tree Service (661) 916-4703

31st December 2007, 04:31 AM	#15 (permalink)
Therrin The Tree World Bandit Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lancaster, Ca Posts: 1,254	Re: Some levity for the holiday __________________ Ken Fessia I.T.S.A. Tree Service (661) 916-4703

31st December 2007, 05:25 AM	#16 (permalink)
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Live Oak Florida home of the crapiest trees you will ever see. Posts: 2,629	Re: Some levity for the holiday silent night? __________________ Have your say join us today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzkd_m4ivmc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzfzb...eature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-OqK...eature=related