Sex!

clementine · 1st March 2009, 03:18 PM

Anyone want to talk about it?
Easy to talk about, hard to get?

Eric Frei · 1st March 2009, 03:46 PM

Why is it women think you need to be in love to have sex?

Drouin Tree Service · 1st March 2009, 04:14 PM

Getn plenty

Eric Frei · 1st March 2009, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a_lopa

Getn plenty

LOL, that's why you should stay single!

kevin clark · 2nd March 2009, 03:42 AM

Women are like dog poop, the older they are, the easier they are to pick up.
(sorry girls) LOL

fatdog · 2nd March 2009, 12:22 PM

All men need is a place to have sex. All women need is a reason to have sex !

newguy18 · 2nd March 2009, 12:30 PM

Easy enough for me to get,i just don't have enough time or enough care to go get it.

Eric Frei · 2nd March 2009, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newguy18

Easy enough for me to get,i just don't have enough time or enough care to go get it.

Where are you gonna gets some stuck out the bush somewhere on a farm ....

and sheep etc dont count!

Jeff Darby · 2nd March 2009, 12:41 PM

nor do blow up dollies..LOL

newguy18 · 2nd March 2009, 12:47 PM

Dude,i can't walk into a store without a girl asking me out,lots of hotties too.Oh btw,i'm not on the farm anymore,i'm only on an acre,about a 10 minute drive to town.

Eric Frei · 2nd March 2009, 01:00 PM

Hotties out whoop whoop.

Over here the country folk aint fussy, even the mayor asked for ugly women who cant pick up to come visit a country town.

Therrin · 2nd March 2009, 03:31 PM

Hey, big girls need loving too!

A variety helps you decide who you think you can actually LIVE with though. You never really know someone till you live with them. I'm pretty sure that's why most religious groups make "no sex till marriage", and "once married, always married" as prime doctrines.... That way you're STUCK with them and you dont know what you're missing out on. Especially if you end up with one of the girls who only wants it once every other week, whether it's the honeymoon or not.

Eric Frei · 2nd March 2009, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Therrin

I'm pretty sure that's why most religious groups make "no sex till marriage", and "once married, always married" as prime doctrines.... That way you're STUCK with them and you dont know what you're missing out on. Especially if you end up with one of the girls who only wants it once every other week, whether it's the honeymoon or not.

Or one that's like this ....

Booty Call Radio Bust by Snake

clementine · 3rd March 2009, 08:06 AM

I agree about living with someone Therrin, especially if you are looking at settling with them it should be done, but surely that is when you get older and are ready to do that.

I've done that and whilst it has produced the fruit of our joy, 2 lovely kids, I really miss the times before they came along.
The plentiful sex and the excitement of doing it.

Doesn't happen as often anymore and I don't lust after it as I used to.
I find myself lusting after a younger more shapely thing but that would maybe cause a bust-up!

I think the sex drive of a man goes on until he dies,

unlike that of a womans.

Jeff Darby · 3rd March 2009, 09:16 AM

An erect penis has no conscious...and boy has it got us in trouble over the years...LOL..but hey..no regrets

Eric Frei · 3rd March 2009, 03:02 PM

Forget boot camp go to BOOTY CAMP

Prepare to bare at sell-out event - Local News - Cairns, QLD, Australia

Quote:

Prepare to bare at sell-out event

Friday, February 27, 2009
© The Cairns Post

A MONTH-long sex party will put about 250 bare bums in the beds of a nudist resort in the heart of Mossman, north of Cairns.

The White Cockatoo is almost fully booked next month for its Adults Only promotion, a swingers' romp where "almost anything goes".

"We've effectively sold out," resort owner Tony Fox said.

"It's a totally clothing optional, adults only month with almost no rules applicable.

"Provided it doesn't constitute a breach of the Australian law, they (guests) are welcome to do anything."

Only illegal drugs and cameras are banned at the resort.

Mr Fox said the bare-fleshed bash would attract about 250 guests and pump at least $500,000 into the town's economy.

Most of the guests were from interstate or overseas, he said.

"Certainly, the global economic crisis doesn't affect our target market," he said.

Mr Fox said apart from some religious leaders, the event had not met any opposition.

"Most people understand that with this level of business, they'll get a slice of the pie," he said.

"This is a half-million-dollar month for the town.

"The reality is, we've come up against zero opposition."

Port Douglas Daintree Tourism executive officer Doug Ryan said the White Cockatoo's promotion would help the industry during a soft season.

"If it's legal and it works, do it," he said.

"If you asked me if it's detrimental to tourism, I'd say no.

"We are in tough times.

"They've found a niche market that suits their property - so good on them."

Mr Fox said 24-hour security and surveillance cameras at the resort protected guests from the prying eyes of the public.

He said the Adults Only party would be extended to three months next year if it was successful.

Most bookings were made after an article appeared in The Cairns Post last year, he said.

TrevMcRev · 3rd March 2009, 06:40 PM

Quote:

Port Douglas Daintree Tourism executive officer Doug Ryan said the White Cockatoo's promotion would help the industry during a soft season.

Ahem... Pun intended orrrr...

TrevMcRev · 3rd March 2009, 07:06 PM

Hey newguy, all i can picture is this dude:

[QUOTE Hottie Says:]Mmmm, excuse me handsome, when your done fixing my trees, would ummm, like,you wanna go out with me....????[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE NewGuy Says:]Ahhh, na love, you're a hottie n all, but i'm flat out climbing trees & posting on treeworld, thanks anyway... Oh, i can hook you up with my buddy Therrin though...[/QUOTE]

Jeff Darby · 3rd March 2009, 07:15 PM

Eric Frei · 3rd March 2009, 09:08 PM

Dang that's funny!

newguy18 · 4th March 2009, 12:36 AM

Good one Trev,probabley true though.

clementine · 4th March 2009, 12:51 PM

NOW,
that was funny and this is the very thing I'm after, when can you deliver?

Q.Q. · 4th March 2009, 10:47 PM

Yep good posts, you have to live with them first, I agree Therrin. Seen that Movie yet?.
I agree with JayD as well, I think you have it until the day you die,pitty about the women

.
Yes also to fat girls need lovin too,but with Therrin I think anything would go

.
I have said it before I think It's the haveing kids thing not the wedding cake.

But keep this to yourself,I find a little blackmail works well, Honey can you please rub my back and neck tonight, yep only if we can have sex.

.

I find the harder you work the more your lobito goes up,thats just me though

Eric Frei · 4th March 2009, 11:56 PM

Guys,

You gotta read this whole article I found, I'll add some juicy bits.

Lifematters - LifeAndStyle - theage.com.au

Quote:

In 2006, the BBC reported: "A woman's sex drive begins to plummet once she is in a secure relationship. Researchers from Germany found that, four years into a relationship, less than half of 30-year-old women wanted regular sex." There's still a steady stream of such stories, news reports suggesting that women go off sex. All over the world, researchers are scurrying around to try to pin down the cause. Is it to do with hormones, or brain chemistry? Is it part of an evolutionary legacy? But there's no doubt it happens, and everyone knows it. It has entered our marital folklore and become an accepted part of our personal dynamics. Hang around a pub for long enough and you'll hear the jokes about the fallout, the sexually starved men.

Quote:

Women know their loss of sexual drive is a huge issue in their relationships. Many wrote saying they can't bear what it is doing to their men. They understand their resentment but they feel they can't help it; they just rarely want sex any more. "I hate it that I don't have a sex drive like before. I would do anything ... well, almost anything," wrote Nadia, 41, from Sydney.

Quote:

From the time that I first started talking about sex on television and radio, the couples who really love sex have reached out to me. I remember buying a ticket at an airport when a 50-ish saleswoman looked left and right, leaned over to me and whispered, "Isn't sex wonderful!" I have long known about the lusty couples who spend a remarkable amount of their lives between the sheets. They are the lucky ones. They are rare and sadly outnumbered by the men and women who struggle, day after day, with the corrosive effect on their relationship of women's low libidos.

Quote:

Andrew from Queanbeyan, NSW, is 41 years old, has been married for six years to Lorraine, and has two girls aged four and two. The couple started off having sex every day, sometimes twice a day, but sex has been on the decline ever since. Now Andrew is lucky to have sex once every five to six months. He's a very upset man: "I am totally at a loss as to what to do. I do love her and I think she loves me but I cannot live like a monk. I am at breaking point ... What makes women think that halfway through the game they can change the rules to suit themselves and expect the male to take it? ... i just do not get it!!!!!!!"

Dear Andrew from Queanbeyan,

You have just seen the real woman ,what you married was a facade, wait till the bust up and she takes 70% of everything now and a good chunk of what you'll get in the future too!

Then you'll understand what fugged for life really means.

newguy18 · 5th March 2009, 02:23 AM

70 percent,is that all,here you might as well pack a change of clothes and say,i'm leaving.

Eric Frei · 5th March 2009, 10:38 PM

Ugly scenes at swingers' resort as nudists war over dress code

Quote:

March 5, 2009 - 11:49AM

Police were forced to intervene between warring nudists during a stoush at a clothing-optional resort in north Queensland.

A tourist claims he was evicted from the adults only The White Cockatoo resort in Mossman, near Port Douglas, after he refused to bare all in front of three women.

Garry Brockley · 6th March 2009, 11:08 PM

yeah sorry about that but the women were ugly, a bit like trying to shoot pool with rope

and the cops wernt very understanding

Therrin · 13th March 2009, 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrevMcRev

Hey newguy, all i can picture is this dude:

[QUOTE Hottie Says:]Mmmm, excuse me handsome, when your done fixing my trees, would ummm, like,you wanna go out with me....????

[QUOTE NewGuy Says:]Ahhh, na love, you're a hottie n all, but i'm flat out climbing trees & posting on treeworld, thanks anyway... Oh, i can hook you up with my buddy Therrin though...[/QUOTE]

[/QUOTE]

YES MA'AM!!! I'll even throw in a free quote to take care of your other needs! *Therrin winks at Bill and walks away with the girl*

Eric Frei · 13th March 2009, 07:52 PM

I'd even let her stand on my UTE!

Therrin · 13th March 2009, 08:04 PM

Oh this just reminded me! When I was at the saw shop the other day, the lady behind the counter suprised me by being kind enough to give me the new Stihl Calendar. She said she thought I'd like it....damn, she was right!

I said something like "whoa I didnt know stihl made pressure washers"
She said "OMG you've got to be kidding me, you actually noticed the pressure washer in that picture?" LOL

Some hotties in that calendar. My favorites are Ms. May with the auger, Ms. July with the pressure washer, and Ms. September with the Line Trimmer.

Ms. January is pretty hot though... blonde girl with the chain saw in the background. She's wearing this black bustier with garters and a black bikini, leaning on a Stihl gas can.

Here's the cover.

1st March 2009, 03:18 PM	#1
clementine Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Shropshire, UK Posts: 509	Sex! Anyone want to talk about it? Easy to talk about, hard to get? __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons - for you are crunchy and taste of chicken!

1st March 2009, 03:46 PM	#2
Eric Frei Admin - Razor sharp and independent 2 X Diploma Level 5 qualified arborist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane Posts: 12,816	Re: Sex! Why is it women think you need to be in love to have sex? __________________ Protect your rights to work - Join Australian Tree Association My businesses:- Qualified Brisbane Tree Lopping \| Stump Grinding Brisbane \| Brisbane - Gold Coast Consulting Arborist

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2nd March 2009, 03:42 AM	#5
kevin clark Sappling Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Corning new york, USA Posts: 26	Re: Sex! Women are like dog poop, the older they are, the easier they are to pick up. (sorry girls) LOL __________________ Hairy clark

2nd March 2009, 12:22 PM	#6
fatdog Sappling Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: auburn,ga Posts: 37	Re: Sex! All men need is a place to have sex. All women need is a reason to have sex !

2nd March 2009, 12:30 PM	#7
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl Posts: 4,977	Re: Sex! Easy enough for me to get,i just don't have enough time or enough care to go get it. __________________ Have your say join us today. old schooler

2nd March 2009, 12:41 PM	#9
Jeff Darby Moderator - Previously known as JayD Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: TreeWorld, Sydney Australia Posts: 2,031	Re: Sex! nor do blow up dollies..LOL __________________ Member: Australian Tree Association Join the Australian Tree Association...Have your voice heard ! Arboriculture, A life long study for some, a passing phase for others © Jeffrey J Darby 2011

2nd March 2009, 12:47 PM	#10
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl Posts: 4,977	Re: Sex! Dude,i can't walk into a store without a girl asking me out,lots of hotties too.Oh btw,i'm not on the farm anymore,i'm only on an acre,about a 10 minute drive to town. __________________ Have your say join us today. old schooler

2nd March 2009, 01:00 PM	#11
Eric Frei Admin - Razor sharp and independent 2 X Diploma Level 5 qualified arborist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane Posts: 12,816	Re: Sex! Hotties out whoop whoop. Over here the country folk aint fussy, even the mayor asked for ugly women who cant pick up to come visit a country town. __________________ Protect your rights to work - Join Australian Tree Association My businesses:- Qualified Brisbane Tree Lopping \| Stump Grinding Brisbane \| Brisbane - Gold Coast Consulting Arborist

2nd March 2009, 03:31 PM	#12
Therrin Former Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bakersfield, Ca Posts: 2,512	Re: Sex! Hey, big girls need loving too! A variety helps you decide who you think you can actually LIVE with though. You never really know someone till you live with them. I'm pretty sure that's why most religious groups make "no sex till marriage", and "once married, always married" as prime doctrines.... That way you're STUCK with them and you dont know what you're missing out on. Especially if you end up with one of the girls who only wants it once every other week, whether it's the honeymoon or not.

3rd March 2009, 08:06 AM	#14
clementine Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Shropshire, UK Posts: 509	Re: Sex! I agree about living with someone Therrin, especially if you are looking at settling with them it should be done, but surely that is when you get older and are ready to do that. I've done that and whilst it has produced the fruit of our joy, 2 lovely kids, I really miss the times before they came along. The plentiful sex and the excitement of doing it. Doesn't happen as often anymore and I don't lust after it as I used to. I find myself lusting after a younger more shapely thing but that would maybe cause a bust-up! I think the sex drive of a man goes on until he dies, unlike that of a womans. __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons - for you are crunchy and taste of chicken!

3rd March 2009, 09:16 AM	#15
Jeff Darby Moderator - Previously known as JayD Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: TreeWorld, Sydney Australia Posts: 2,031	Re: Sex! An erect penis has no conscious...and boy has it got us in trouble over the years...LOL..but hey..no regrets __________________ Member: Australian Tree Association Join the Australian Tree Association...Have your voice heard ! Arboriculture, A life long study for some, a passing phase for others © Jeffrey J Darby 2011

3rd March 2009, 07:06 PM	#18
TrevMcRev Mature Tree Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Melbourne, Victoria, Australia. Posts: 1,605	Re: Sex! Hey newguy, all i can picture is this dude: [QUOTE Hottie Says:]Mmmm, excuse me handsome, when your done fixing my trees, would ummm, like,you wanna go out with me....????[/QUOTE] [QUOTE NewGuy Says:]Ahhh, na love, you're a hottie n all, but i'm flat out climbing trees & posting on treeworld, thanks anyway... Oh, i can hook you up with my buddy Therrin though...[/QUOTE] Attached Thumbnails Last edited by TrevMcRev; 3rd March 2009 at 09:42 PM.

3rd March 2009, 07:15 PM	#19
Jeff Darby Moderator - Previously known as JayD Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: TreeWorld, Sydney Australia Posts: 2,031	Re: Sex! __________________ Member: Australian Tree Association Join the Australian Tree Association...Have your voice heard ! Arboriculture, A life long study for some, a passing phase for others © Jeffrey J Darby 2011

3rd March 2009, 09:08 PM	#20
Eric Frei Admin - Razor sharp and independent 2 X Diploma Level 5 qualified arborist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane Posts: 12,816	Re: Sex! Dang that's funny! __________________ Protect your rights to work - Join Australian Tree Association My businesses:- Qualified Brisbane Tree Lopping \| Stump Grinding Brisbane \| Brisbane - Gold Coast Consulting Arborist

4th March 2009, 12:36 AM	#21
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl Posts: 4,977	Re: Sex! Good one Trev,probabley true though. Attached Images __________________ Have your say join us today. old schooler

4th March 2009, 12:51 PM	#22
clementine Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Shropshire, UK Posts: 509	Re: Sex! NOW, that was funny and this is the very thing I'm after, when can you deliver? __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons - for you are crunchy and taste of chicken!

4th March 2009, 10:47 PM	#23
Q.Q. Mature tree Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Western QLD. Australia Posts: 282	Re: Sex! Yep good posts, you have to live with them first, I agree Therrin. Seen that Movie yet?. I agree with JayD as well, I think you have it until the day you die,pitty about the women. Yes also to fat girls need lovin too,but with Therrin I think anything would go. I have said it before I think It's the haveing kids thing not the wedding cake. But keep this to yourself,I find a little blackmail works well, Honey can you please rub my back and neck tonight, yep only if we can have sex.. I find the harder you work the more your lobito goes up,thats just me though __________________ Q,Q's Tree & Garden Maintenance FAMILARITY BREEDS CONTEMPT

5th March 2009, 02:23 AM	#25
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl Posts: 4,977	Re: Sex! 70 percent,is that all,here you might as well pack a change of clothes and say,i'm leaving. __________________ Have your say join us today. old schooler

6th March 2009, 11:08 PM	#27
Garry Brockley Bayside Tree Care Brisbane Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brisbane Aus Posts: 1,649	Re: Sex! yeah sorry about that but the women were ugly, a bit like trying to shoot pool with rope and the cops wernt very understanding __________________ My business:- Brisbane Bayside Tree Care

13th March 2009, 07:52 PM	#29
Eric Frei Admin - Razor sharp and independent 2 X Diploma Level 5 qualified arborist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane Posts: 12,816	Re: Sex! I'd even let her stand on my UTE! __________________ Protect your rights to work - Join Australian Tree Association My businesses:- Qualified Brisbane Tree Lopping \| Stump Grinding Brisbane \| Brisbane - Gold Coast Consulting Arborist

13th March 2009, 08:04 PM	#30
Therrin Former Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bakersfield, Ca Posts: 2,512	Re: Sex! Oh this just reminded me! When I was at the saw shop the other day, the lady behind the counter suprised me by being kind enough to give me the new Stihl Calendar. She said she thought I'd like it....damn, she was right! I said something like "whoa I didnt know stihl made pressure washers" She said "OMG you've got to be kidding me, you actually noticed the pressure washer in that picture?" LOL Some hotties in that calendar. My favorites are Ms. May with the auger, Ms. July with the pressure washer, and Ms. September with the Line Trimmer. Ms. January is pretty hot though... blonde girl with the chain saw in the background. She's wearing this black bustier with garters and a black bikini, leaning on a Stihl gas can. Here's the cover. Attached Thumbnails

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