It's just a Joke!

newguy18 · 22nd November 2007, 08:24 PM

okay heres another one A white guy ablack guy and a polish man were working on the steel frame of a skyscraper.They sat down to lunch and the white guy said bologna and cheese again I swear if i get it again for lunch tommorow again i'm gonna jump.The black man opened his lunch and said oh great ham and cheese again if I get the same thing I'm gonna join you.The polish guy opened his lunch and said oh great salami and cheese if I get the same thing tommorow I'm gonna join you two.the next day they all got the same sandwiches and they all jumped together.At thier funerals thier wives were comforting each other and discussing the notes they found.the white mans wife said he never asked for anything else, theblack mans wife said we couldn't afford anything else and the polish man's wife said don't look at me he made his own lunches.

Ekka · 24th November 2007, 10:34 PM

You yanks love to pay out on the polish eh.

They could've swapped lunches though.

Quintrex · 24th November 2007, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ekka

You yanks love to pay out on the polish eh.

They could've swapped lunches though.

I think their Polish jokes are our Irish jokes. Then again, the Irish tell jokes about the Kerrymen (Paddy's from County Kerry)

Anyways...................

A young blonde thing was speeding along a country road in her red BMW Z3, when it started to missfire and slow down, until it eventually stops. She couldn't get it started again, so she phoned the Auto Clubb road service.

The service man tinkered under the hood for a while and then the car started and ran like new again.

"Thanks very much" said the blonde, "what was the trouble?"
"Just crap in the carby" the mechanic said.
"And how often should I do that?" she asked

Ekka · 25th November 2007, 01:36 AM

Hahaha

newguy18 · 25th November 2007, 11:43 AM

Alright heres a good one, A woman came home from church and found a bear in here tree so she called the zoo to come get it a few minutes later a tree climber showed up handed her a shotgun and turned a bull mastiff loose.He got halfway up the tree and the woman asked what the dog was for and he hollared when i push the bear out of the tree that dog is trained to grab the bear by his cajones and drag him around until the bear passess out,then she asked what the shotgun was for and hhe said if i fall outta this tree you shoot that damn dog.

Quintrex · 26th November 2007, 02:52 AM

good one Newguy!

newguy18 · 26th November 2007, 01:53 PM

Alright I dug one outta my freezer for you guys.
A man went to get his girlfriend so they could go to the park and play a game of tennis.He got to her house and it started to rain so they stayed at her house and made love when all of a sudden a car pulled into her driveway and she said thats my husband you gotta leave now so he ran out the back door naked and caught up with a couple of joggers.One asked him if he always jogged naked and he said yes all the time and the other one asked him do you always wear a condom and he said only when it rains.

newguy18 · 26th November 2007, 01:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quintrex

I think their Polish jokes are our Irish jokes. Then again, the Irish tell jokes about the Kerrymen (Paddy's from County Kerry)

Anyways...................

A young blonde thing was speeding along a country road in her red BMW Z3, when it started to missfire and slow down, until it eventually stops. She couldn't get it started again, so she phoned the Auto Clubb road service.

The service man tinkered under the hood for a while and then the car started and ran like new again.

"Thanks very much" said the blonde, "what was the trouble?"
"Just crap in the carby" the mechanic said.
"And how often should I do that?" she asked

Oh btw I'm part irish so if you post any irish jokes I might have to lmao.

Ekka · 26th November 2007, 10:15 PM

4 queens beat a straight

newguy18 · 27th November 2007, 06:21 AM

newguy18 · 2nd December 2007, 08:55 PM

Alright heres a christmas joke.
3 guys died on christmas eve and were greeted at the gates of heaven by st.peter.He said because of this holy season you have to show me something that symbolizes christmas.The first guy pulled out a lighter and said this reprsents a candle so st.peter let him in.The second guy pulled out his keys and said these reprsent bells and he too was allowed in.the third guy pulled out a pair of womens panties and st.peter asked what those reprsent and he said these are carols.

pomme · 3rd December 2007, 04:44 AM

Wife get naked & asks hubby "What turns you on more,my pretty face or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up and down and replies "Your sense of humour"

ronnyb · 3rd December 2007, 08:34 PM

Why did the polish guy climb over the chain link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

newguy18 · 3rd December 2007, 08:39 PM

ronnyb · 3rd December 2007, 08:44 PM

Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in the car?

He had to use a coat hanger to get his family out.

ronnyb · 3rd December 2007, 08:46 PM

Did you hear about the 747 that crashed in the cemetary?

Polish officals have so far recovered 3500 bodies.

22nd November 2007, 08:24 PM	#76 (permalink)
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Dead twig Florida. Posts: 4,062	Re: It's just a Joke! okay heres another one A white guy ablack guy and a polish man were working on the steel frame of a skyscraper.They sat down to lunch and the white guy said bologna and cheese again I swear if i get it again for lunch tommorow again i'm gonna jump.The black man opened his lunch and said oh great ham and cheese again if I get the same thing I'm gonna join you.The polish guy opened his lunch and said oh great salami and cheese if I get the same thing tommorow I'm gonna join you two.the next day they all got the same sandwiches and they all jumped together.At thier funerals thier wives were comforting each other and discussing the notes they found.the white mans wife said he never asked for anything else, theblack mans wife said we couldn't afford anything else and the polish man's wife said don't look at me he made his own lunches. __________________ Have your say join us today. I ship USA saws out of the USA "Everybody's hell on safety." G.f.beranek. www.atreestory.com

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25th November 2007, 11:43 AM	#80 (permalink)
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Dead twig Florida. Posts: 4,062	Re: It's just a Joke! Alright heres a good one, A woman came home from church and found a bear in here tree so she called the zoo to come get it a few minutes later a tree climber showed up handed her a shotgun and turned a bull mastiff loose.He got halfway up the tree and the woman asked what the dog was for and he hollared when i push the bear out of the tree that dog is trained to grab the bear by his cajones and drag him around until the bear passess out,then she asked what the shotgun was for and hhe said if i fall outta this tree you shoot that damn dog. __________________ Have your say join us today. I ship USA saws out of the USA "Everybody's hell on safety." G.f.beranek. www.atreestory.com

26th November 2007, 02:52 AM	#81 (permalink)
Quintrex Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 560	Re: It's just a Joke! good one Newguy!

26th November 2007, 01:53 PM	#82 (permalink)
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Dead twig Florida. Posts: 4,062	Re: It's just a Joke! Alright I dug one outta my freezer for you guys. A man went to get his girlfriend so they could go to the park and play a game of tennis.He got to her house and it started to rain so they stayed at her house and made love when all of a sudden a car pulled into her driveway and she said thats my husband you gotta leave now so he ran out the back door naked and caught up with a couple of joggers.One asked him if he always jogged naked and he said yes all the time and the other one asked him do you always wear a condom and he said only when it rains. __________________ Have your say join us today. I ship USA saws out of the USA "Everybody's hell on safety." G.f.beranek. www.atreestory.com

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newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Dead twig Florida. Posts: 4,062	Re: It's just a Joke! Alright heres a christmas joke. 3 guys died on christmas eve and were greeted at the gates of heaven by st.peter.He said because of this holy season you have to show me something that symbolizes christmas.The first guy pulled out a lighter and said this reprsents a candle so st.peter let him in.The second guy pulled out his keys and said these reprsent bells and he too was allowed in.the third guy pulled out a pair of womens panties and st.peter asked what those reprsent and he said these are carols. __________________ Have your say join us today. I ship USA saws out of the USA "Everybody's hell on safety." G.f.beranek. www.atreestory.com

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ronnyb Semi-mature vigorous tree Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 67	Re: It's just a Joke! Did you hear about the 747 that crashed in the cemetary? Polish officals have so far recovered 3500 bodies.

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