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6th April 2008, 03:23 AM
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| Eric Frei Administrator - Brisbane L5 (Dip) Hort Cert III Arb + some  Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane
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|  Re: It's just a Joke! LOL ....  
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6th April 2008, 07:46 AM
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| Part of the Furniture  Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Live Oak Florida home of the crapiest trees you will ever see.
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| Re: It's just a Joke! good one lopa.
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8th April 2008, 06:41 PM
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| Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Live Oak Florida home of the crapiest trees you will ever see.
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| Re: It's just a Joke!
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8th April 2008, 10:19 PM
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| PDF King & Arborist Extrodinaire  Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Townsville Nth Queensland & Gold Coast Sth Queensland
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| Re: It's just a Joke! Big Deck is an absolute classic I love reciting those lines to others at inoppertune moments! 
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9th April 2008, 09:27 AM
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| Mature tree  Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Portugal
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| Re: It's just a Joke! First time I've heard of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour but by 'eck that Big Deck were funny: Spotted this, I liked this one: A cheating husband left this letter for his wife. My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife, however, after reading this letter I hope you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset, I shall be back before midnight. When the man came home late that night he found a reply to his letter on the dining room table, it read: My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile and like your secretary, he is 18 years old. You being a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of maths will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference; 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow morning.
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9th April 2008, 07:17 PM
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| Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Live Oak Florida home of the crapiest trees you will ever see.
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| Re: It's just a Joke! Good one clemmy.
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13th April 2008, 07:59 AM
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| Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Live Oak Florida home of the crapiest trees you will ever see.
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| Re: It's just a Joke! i got a laugh out of it. YouTube - MEAN BUNNY - Prank
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14th April 2008, 02:43 AM
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| The Tree World Bandit  Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Lancaster, Ca
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| Re: It's just a Joke! Oh my gosh! That's just wrong!  Sadly my mom's alot like that. I'm pretty sure I was born on accident.
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14th April 2008, 05:32 AM
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| Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Live Oak Florida home of the crapiest trees you will ever see.
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| Re: It's just a Joke!
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14th April 2008, 08:57 AM
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| Mature tree Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Portugal
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| Re: It's just a Joke! A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had been caught after breaking into his house the night before. "You will get your chance in court," said the desk Seargent. "No, no, no!" insisted the man. "I want to know how he got into our house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!" 
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17th April 2008, 07:40 PM
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| Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Live Oak Florida home of the crapiest trees you will ever see.
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| Re: It's just a Joke! You Might Be Taliban if..... 1.You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer. 2.You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes. 3. You have more wives than teeth. 4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean." 5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide. 6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against. 7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. 8. You've felt the urge to "rub one off" after seeing a woman's exposed ankle. 9. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. 10. You've even uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
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17th April 2008, 07:42 PM
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| Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Live Oak Florida home of the crapiest trees you will ever see.
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| Re: It's just a Joke! WAL-MART INTERVIEW A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and |
