(ORGANS) donate or not?

newguy18

Nope,they told me to keep them,75 bucks?they don't pay you here,then it wouldn't be donating.

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Therrin

oh Q.Q...... ZING! Nice one there... hopefully they wont be coming at me with any needles for that one.

Buckstree

I'll give them anything that might help the next guy, I know my brain can't be reused what a loss, hopefully someone will want my face because I'm a handsome boy....

(WLL)

I'm sure my wife will try to donate my penis, its hardly even used and should fetch a nice premium

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Therrin

If you die anywhere near San Francisco your wife just may make her money back on it... I'm sure someone up there would want it =) Trophy wall maybe.

How'd we go from donating blood, organs and platelets to penises?


I'd donate my hair but I dont have much left.
Maybe I'll donate bone marrow.
(then again, maybe I'll wait till I'm dead instead)


This is all null and void if I get pulled through a chipper.

Buckstree

I wonder where they take the chip truck and dump it? Thats a messy cleanup there do they let you keep the chipper?

(WLL)

you truck, your chipper, you clean it good night Tree World

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Therrin

Out here we have a company called "Aftermath".... if there's a messy death/murder/suicide of somekind, they put on biohazard outfits and go through and clean up any biological matter, seal it up in bags or drums and cart it off to "somewhere" where I think it gets burned up.

You'd have to figure that if you got "chipped" onto an already large pile of mulch, that your fluids would soak pretty far into the pile. Sounds like a biohazard nightmare to me. Maybe cremation, and instead of having the nice little urn of ashes there's enough to fill a whole casket with?


(no really, I'm not trying to be insensitive, it's an interesting academic question that I dont know the answer to)

Buckstree

I don't even want to know how your so sure of that , but if you want to enlighten the rest of the class that will be fine.....

newguy18

Maybe he caught someone trying to steal from him.

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the option to hire a real company that specializes in this type of clean up, is always a good option. maybe your insurance company would pay, i don't know. if i was faced with a problem like this, id hire the right people, than sell the stuff. equipment hauntings, freak me out !

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