Nigerian BS Email| Other Email Scams

Ekka · 15th March 2008, 03:43 AM

Bloody hell, now the Nigerians have moved to UK.

Yo Brits, find these idiots and take them out to Stone Henge for a Rock Concert.

Quote:

From: David James. djamesmessages@yahoo.co.uk
Cannon Street, London EC4M 5SE,
London, UK

Greetings to you,

I did a lot of searching before choosing your contact from your country’s website and business online register. It is with trust and sincerity that I approach you for assistance to transfer some funds into your bank account. Please do accept my apology if my mail infringes on your personal ethics. My name is David James, A Private Lawyer based here in London. Honestly it will be my humble pleasure if we can work together.

I would like you to act as the next of kin to my deceased client who made a deposit of GB?6,000,000.00 (Six Million Pounds Only) with a Finance House here in London few years back. He died in an auto crash with his wife and only child without any registered next of kin and as such the funds now have an open beneficiary mandate with a Finance House here in London. This means that any person from your country can act as the next of kin of the deceased person for claiming the inheritance funds without any risk involved.

If you are interested in this transactions, Please do let me know immediately so that I can give you comprehensive details on how to proceed. I urgently hope to get your response as soon as possible.

Regards,
David James
Email; djamesmessages@hotmail.com
djamesmessages@yahoo.co.uk

playfordtree · 15th March 2008, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Ekka

Stone Henge for a Rock Concert.

Take that prick "enfield" too.

(for those who dont know some wanker called "enfield" was on TW on friday, trying to spam us all into buying cheap electronic goods. Thankfully Treedimensional was on the case and kicked his ass to the curb!)

newguy18 · 15th March 2008, 06:14 PM

I got an idea lets spam the nigerians.

Ekka · 15th March 2008, 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newguy18

I got an idea lets spam the nigerians.

Now that's some black humour.

windthrown · 16th March 2008, 12:46 AM

No no no... that's some dark humor.

JayD · 16th March 2008, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newguy18

I got an idea lets spam the nigerians.

I tried to pass this nigerian crap on to the police, I was told they have not got the man power to take them down.

BUT, bet your last dollar if you try it,NG they will throw you strait into the pokie!

newguy18 · 26th March 2008, 06:14 AM

I got 53 of these this morning,no kidding 53.methinks they're getting desprate.

9 MAIN ROAD
ROYAL VILLAGE SANTON,
JOHANNESBURG,SOUTH AFRICA,
PHONE +27-83 525 9182

Dear Friend.
Good day! No doubt, I know you will be surprised to receive this proposal. Since you do not know me personally however, it is an urgent call for assistance as our ugly (circumstance) predicaments here compelled our action. (But in point of Introduction. I am Mrs.preuios mamabolo ZIMBABWE and the Wife of Brown Mamabolo and Cape Little Karoo farmers affected by President Mugabe's land reform acts which is depriving us of rights in all facets.

We apologise for inconveniences this may bring especially coming from Hence this mail for your urgent assistance as we desire to invest Outside Africa and to relocate our fund through a reputable but Reliable banking facilities for safe keeping pending our arrival for Investments. Hence this mail for your perusal. Our total fund is US$25.5 Million (twenty five Million, five hundred United States Dollars) presently secured in Johannesburg-South Africa.

Actually I got your contact address from South African Information Exchange (S.A.I.E) in Johannesburg and confirm it from the South Africa Net Work Service, when I was making an intensive research for my investment in your country then I decided to contact you directly. As regards my intensive purposes to you.

Here in South Africa, we have secured the services of a top Reserve Bank executive who is very willing to assist us relocate this fund Into any offshore account we provide especially with our offer (pledge) of $500,000 to him redeemable immediately after Successful transfer of fund. He indicated that transfer would be via SWIFT (T/T) through their payment Agency in EUROPE as contract payment.He has promised to outline the modalities upon our securing offshore Contact.
Therefore, let us present you as our friend (Technical Partner) and beneficiary. Mrs.preuios mamabolo We has resolved to offer our technical partner (you) 20% of the total amount and additional ten (10%)of all profits from subsequent investments.

You will be appointed our "Fund Manager" during investments. Therefore kindly help us as we are facing untold hardship here.
Please clarify the followings: 1.Would taxation be much in your country as we desire a low/free tax zone 2 What other lucrative businesses would you suggest as we intend
Real Estate, tourism or still our farming business investment.3 what are your Government incentives to foreign investors in your locality.
4.Can you be able to purchase Houses and obtain residential documents
For our families to settle in your locality. We are believing that you will be sincere enough and of good assistance to us in this issue.

Please contact us through this email or my son (JOSEPH) through the Above telephone number and kindly provide us with your full (C.V) Details including your postal (Home/Office) addresses and privateMobile) telephone/Fax numbers for easy and confidential contact.
We will update you on the modalities of transfer as soon as we Obtain information from our banker. Meanwhile, you may wish to read about the problems in Zimbabwe through the following links
BBC NEWS | World | Africa | Mugabe sued over election killings
BBC News | AFRICA | Killings deepen Zimbabwe crisis
BBC News | AFRICA | Mugabe bans election challenge
BBC NEWS | Africa | Country profiles | Country profile: Zimbabwe
Zimbabwe mdc leader beating - Search results for Zimbabwe mdc leader beating - CNN.com
ZimOnline - Zimbabwe's Independent News Agency

Thanks for your anticipated co-operation and my regards to your family. you can also email me on my private email preuiosmamabolo7@yahoo.com
Best Regards,
Mrs.preuios mamabolo

9 MAIN ROAD
ROYAL VILLAGE SANTON,
JOHANNESBURG,SOUTH AFRICA,
PHONE +27-83 525 9182

Dear Friend.
Good day! No doubt, I know you will be surprised to receive this proposal. Since you do not know me personally however, it is an urgent call for assistance as our ugly (circumstance) predicaments here compelled our action. (But in point of Introduction. I am Mrs.preuios mamabolo ZIMBABWE and the Wife of Brown Mamabolo and Cape Little Karoo farmers affected by President Mugabe's land reform acts which is depriving us of rights in all facets.

We apologise for inconveniences this may bring especially coming from Hence this mail for your urgent assistance as we desire to invest Outside Africa and to relocate our fund through a reputable but Reliable banking facilities for safe keeping pending our arrival for Investments. Hence this mail for your perusal. Our total fund is US$25.5 Million (twenty five Million, five hundred United States Dollars) presently secured in Johannesburg-South Africa.

Actually I got your contact address from South African Information Exchange (S.A.I.E) in Johannesburg and confirm it from the South Africa Net Work Service, when I was making an intensive research for my investment in your country then I decided to contact you directly. As regards my intensive purposes to you.

Here in South Africa, we have secured the services of a top Reserve Bank executive who is very willing to assist us relocate this fund Into any offshore account we provide especially with our offer (pledge) of $500,000 to him redeemable immediately after Successful transfer of fund. He indicated that transfer would be via SWIFT (T/T) through their payment Agency in EUROPE as contract payment.He has promised to outline the modalities upon our securing offshore Contact.
Therefore, let us present you as our friend (Technical Partner) and beneficiary. Mrs.preuios mamabolo We has resolved to offer our technical partner (you) 20% of the total amount and additional ten (10%)of all profits from subsequent investments.

You will be appointed our "Fund Manager" during investments. Therefore kindly help us as we are facing untold hardship here.
Please clarify the followings: 1.Would taxation be much in your country as we desire a low/free tax zone 2 What other lucrative businesses would you suggest as we intend
Real Estate, tourism or still our farming business investment.3 what are your Government incentives to foreign investors in your locality.
4.Can you be able to purchase Houses and obtain residential documents
For our families to settle in your locality. We are believing that you will be sincere enough and of good assistance to us in this issue.

Please contact us through this email or my son (JOSEPH) through the Above telephone number and kindly provide us with your full (C.V) Details including your postal (Home/Office) addresses and privateMobile) telephone/Fax numbers for easy and confidential contact.
We will update you on the modalities of transfer as soon as we Obtain information from our banker. Meanwhile, you may wish to read about the problems in Zimbabwe through the following links
BBC NEWS | World | Africa | Mugabe sued over election killings
BBC News | AFRICA | Killings deepen Zimbabwe crisis
BBC News | AFRICA | Mugabe bans election challenge
BBC NEWS | Africa | Country profiles | Country profile: Zimbabwe
Zimbabwe mdc leader beating - Search results for Zimbabwe mdc leader beating - CNN.com
ZimOnline - Zimbabwe's Independent News Agency

Thanks for your anticipated co-operation and my regards to your family. you can also email me on my private email preuiosmamabolo7@yahoo.com
Best Regards,
Mrs.preuios mamabolo

Ekka · 27th March 2008, 12:47 AM

See NG, you too can be rich.

Unreal they think you'd be, or anyone would be that DUMB.

So they think linking to a bunch of news articles authenticates them, yet they have Yahoo email.

Quintrex · 27th March 2008, 03:14 AM

Might be ok Bill. Give it a go mate!

newguy18 · 27th March 2008, 06:02 AM

thats the funniest thing i've heard quintrex.

Ekka · 27th March 2008, 06:28 AM

We got a live one here too.

Welcome .....

newguy18 · 27th March 2008, 06:49 AM

So i noticed,he try and make anyone rich yet?

Sean Freeman · 27th March 2008, 06:51 AM

Only himself...but to no avail

newguy18 · 27th March 2008, 06:53 AM

Is it a holiday for you guys?The only reason i'm on is my one job for the day got cancelled.

15th March 2008, 06:14 PM	#53 (permalink)
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newguy18 Tree World Icon Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Live Oak Florida home of the crapiest trees you will ever see. Posts: 2,188	Re: Nigerian BS Email I got 53 of these this morning,no kidding 53.methinks they're getting desprate. 9 MAIN ROAD ROYAL VILLAGE SANTON, JOHANNESBURG,SOUTH AFRICA, PHONE +27-83 525 9182 Dear Friend. Good day! No doubt, I know you will be surprised to receive this proposal. Since you do not know me personally however, it is an urgent call for assistance as our ugly (circumstance) predicaments here compelled our action. (But in point of Introduction. I am Mrs.preuios mamabolo ZIMBABWE and the Wife of Brown Mamabolo and Cape Little Karoo farmers affected by President Mugabe's land reform acts which is depriving us of rights in all facets. We apologise for inconveniences this may bring especially coming from Hence this mail for your urgent assistance as we desire to invest Outside Africa and to relocate our fund through a reputable but Reliable banking facilities for safe keeping pending our arrival for Investments. Hence this mail for your perusal. Our total fund is US$25.5 Million (twenty five Million, five hundred United States Dollars) presently secured in Johannesburg-South Africa. Actually I got your contact address from South African Information Exchange (S.A.I.E) in Johannesburg and confirm it from the South Africa Net Work Service, when I was making an intensive research for my investment in your country then I decided to contact you directly. As regards my intensive purposes to you. Here in South Africa, we have secured the services of a top Reserve Bank executive who is very willing to assist us relocate this fund Into any offshore account we provide especially with our offer (pledge) of $500,000 to him redeemable immediately after Successful transfer of fund. He indicated that transfer would be via SWIFT (T/T) through their payment Agency in EUROPE as contract payment.He has promised to outline the modalities upon our securing offshore Contact. Therefore, let us present you as our friend (Technical Partner) and beneficiary. Mrs.preuios mamabolo We has resolved to offer our technical partner (you) 20% of the total amount and additional ten (10%)of all profits from subsequent investments. You will be appointed our "Fund Manager" during investments. Therefore kindly help us as we are facing untold hardship here. Please clarify the followings: 1.Would taxation be much in your country as we desire a low/free tax zone 2 What other lucrative businesses would you suggest as we intend Real Estate, tourism or still our farming business investment.3 what are your Government incentives to foreign investors in your locality. 4.Can you be able to purchase Houses and obtain residential documents For our families to settle in your locality. We are believing that you will be sincere enough and of good assistance to us in this issue. Please contact us through this email or my son (JOSEPH) through the Above telephone number and kindly provide us with your full (C.V) Details including your postal (Home/Office) addresses and privateMobile) telephone/Fax numbers for easy and confidential contact. We will update you on the modalities of transfer as soon as we Obtain information from our banker. Meanwhile, you may wish to read about the problems in Zimbabwe through the following links BBC NEWS \| World \| Africa \| Mugabe sued over election killings BBC News \| AFRICA \| Killings deepen Zimbabwe crisis BBC News \| AFRICA \| Mugabe bans election challenge BBC NEWS \| Africa \| Country profiles \| Country profile: Zimbabwe Zimbabwe mdc leader beating - Search results for Zimbabwe mdc leader beating - CNN.com ZimOnline - Zimbabwe's Independent News Agency Thanks for your anticipated co-operation and my regards to your family. you can also email me on my private email preuiosmamabolo7@yahoo.com Best Regards, Mrs.preuios mamabolo 9 MAIN ROAD ROYAL VILLAGE SANTON, JOHANNESBURG,SOUTH AFRICA, PHONE +27-83 525 9182 Dear Friend. Good day! No doubt, I know you will be surprised to receive this proposal. Since you do not know me personally however, it is an urgent call for assistance as our ugly (circumstance) predicaments here compelled our action. (But in point of Introduction. I am Mrs.preuios mamabolo ZIMBABWE and the Wife of Brown Mamabolo and Cape Little Karoo farmers affected by President Mugabe's land reform acts which is depriving us of rights in all facets. We apologise for inconveniences this may bring especially coming from Hence this mail for your urgent assistance as we desire to invest Outside Africa and to relocate our fund through a reputable but Reliable banking facilities for safe keeping pending our arrival for Investments. Hence this mail for your perusal. Our total fund is US$25.5 Million (twenty five Million, five hundred United States Dollars) presently secured in Johannesburg-South Africa. Actually I got your contact address from South African Information Exchange (S.A.I.E) in Johannesburg and confirm it from the South Africa Net Work Service, when I was making an intensive research for my investment in your country then I decided to contact you directly. As regards my intensive purposes to you. Here in South Africa, we have secured the services of a top Reserve Bank executive who is very willing to assist us relocate this fund Into any offshore account we provide especially with our offer (pledge) of $500,000 to him redeemable immediately after Successful transfer of fund. He indicated that transfer would be via SWIFT (T/T) through their payment Agency in EUROPE as contract payment.He has promised to outline the modalities upon our securing offshore Contact. Therefore, let us present you as our friend (Technical Partner) and beneficiary. Mrs.preuios mamabolo We has resolved to offer our technical partner (you) 20% of the total amount and additional ten (10%)of all profits from subsequent investments. You will be appointed our "Fund Manager" during investments. Therefore kindly help us as we are facing untold hardship here. Please clarify the followings: 1.Would taxation be much in your country as we desire a low/free tax zone 2 What other lucrative businesses would you suggest as we intend Real Estate, tourism or still our farming business investment.3 what are your Government incentives to foreign investors in your locality. 4.Can you be able to purchase Houses and obtain residential documents For our families to settle in your locality. We are believing that you will be sincere enough and of good assistance to us in this issue. Please contact us through this email or my son (JOSEPH) through the Above telephone number and kindly provide us with your full (C.V) Details including your postal (Home/Office) addresses and privateMobile) telephone/Fax numbers for easy and confidential contact. We will update you on the modalities of transfer as soon as we Obtain information from our banker. Meanwhile, you may wish to read about the problems in Zimbabwe through the following links BBC NEWS \| World \| Africa \| Mugabe sued over election killings BBC News \| AFRICA \| Killings deepen Zimbabwe crisis BBC News \| AFRICA \| Mugabe bans election challenge BBC NEWS \| Africa \| Country profiles \| Country profile: Zimbabwe Zimbabwe mdc leader beating - Search results for Zimbabwe mdc leader beating - CNN.com ZimOnline - Zimbabwe's Independent News Agency Thanks for your anticipated co-operation and my regards to your family. you can also email me on my private email preuiosmamabolo7@yahoo.com Best Regards, Mrs.preuios mamabolo __________________ Have your say join us today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzkd_m4ivmc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzfzb...eature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-OqK...eature=related

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Ekka Eric Frei Administrator - Brisbane L5 (Dip) Hort Cert III Arb + some Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane Posts: 5,669	Re: Nigerian BS Email See NG, you too can be rich. Unreal they think you'd be, or anyone would be that DUMB. So they think linking to a bunch of news articles authenticates them, yet they have Yahoo email. __________________ Remember to use the "search" function, if you have answers/questions post them so everyone can benefit. Free Tree and Green Industry Link Directory Qualified Brisbane Tree Lopping Brisbane Tree Care, Consultations and Arborist Reports Forum Sponsors

27th March 2008, 03:14 AM	#59 (permalink)
Quintrex Afterburner is shakin' Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 414	Re: Nigerian BS Email Might be ok Bill. Give it a go mate! __________________ Heightmaster

27th March 2008, 06:02 AM	#60 (permalink)
newguy18 Tree World Icon Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Live Oak Florida home of the crapiest trees you will ever see. Posts: 2,188	Re: Nigerian BS Email thats the funniest thing i've heard quintrex. __________________ Have your say join us today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzkd_m4ivmc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzfzb...eature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-OqK...eature=related

27th March 2008, 06:28 AM	#61 (permalink)
Ekka Eric Frei Administrator - Brisbane L5 (Dip) Hort Cert III Arb + some Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane Posts: 5,669	Re: Nigerian BS Email We got a live one here too. Welcome ..... __________________ Remember to use the "search" function, if you have answers/questions post them so everyone can benefit. Free Tree and Green Industry Link Directory Qualified Brisbane Tree Lopping Brisbane Tree Care, Consultations and Arborist Reports Forum Sponsors

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27th March 2008, 06:53 AM	#64 (permalink)
newguy18 Tree World Icon Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Live Oak Florida home of the crapiest trees you will ever see. Posts: 2,188	Re: Nigerian BS Email Is it a holiday for you guys?The only reason i'm on is my one job for the day got cancelled. __________________ Have your say join us today. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzkd_m4ivmc http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzfzb...eature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-OqK...eature=related