It's just a Joke!

playfordtree · 14th November 2007, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quintrex

Woman naked in front of the mirror, preening heself, says to husband " I need $10,000 to get a breast enlargement"
Husband says " you don't need that, just get a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your boobs once a day"
Wife "will that work"
Husband "well, it sure worked for your arse"

clementine · 15th November 2007, 01:07 AM

Cracking stuff Quintrex

Two cows were chatting in the milking parlour, one says "I was artificially inseminated this morning"
" You never were" says tother,
" Yep it's true, no bull"

Two bulls, one old and one young were looking down over a field of cows.
The young bull says "Lets run all the way down there and shag one of those cows"
"No" says the old bull, "Lets walk over there and shag em all"

Ekka · 15th November 2007, 08:14 PM

I work with a young guy every now and then and I nick named him Young Bull!

If they were to play chess or checkers they'd only see 1 move ahead.

JayD · 15th November 2007, 08:41 PM

Yes! And she's a lovely person,I wouldn't pee her off thought I mean you couldn't escape up a tree she'b be right up there after you!!..LOL.
Dont you hate when you answer a post and think WTF, Only to realise there was another page.LOL.

newguy18 · 18th November 2007, 01:24 PM

alright this is good for a chuckle or two.
A 3rd grade boy was sent home from school to do a report that he had to say outloud in class the next day.he went home into the kitchen and asked his mom what he should write his book report on and she said go away.he asked his brother and he said superman.He asked his sister and she was watching a football game and said 49 49.he then asked his dad who was toasting buns for hamburgers and all of a sudden his burns caught and he yelled my buns are burning my buns are burning.The boy went to school the next day and the teacher asked him what he did his report on and the boy told her go away.She said youg man who do you think you are?he said superman.so she sent him to the princepals office.the princepal asked him how many spankings he should get for his behaviour and the boy said 49 49.after the princepal was done he said how do you feel young man and the boy said my buns are burning my buns are burning.

clementine · 19th November 2007, 09:29 AM

A businessman, away from his family is lying on the bed in his hotel room and decides that he needs a little something that his wife doesn't do for him anymore. So, he decides to get one of those girls he's seen advertised in the local paper, offering escort and massage and more.
He opened the local paper to an ad for a girl calling herself
Comerly, a lovely looking girl, bending over in the photo.
She had all the right curves, in all the right places,
beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the
way up. You know the kind... So he is in his room and
figures, what the hell, and he makes the call.

"Hello!" says the girl.

Gosh she sounds sexy! The man thinks to himself.

"Hi, it says here you give a great massage and I'd like you
to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should
be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I
really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and
I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long.
You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys,
everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go
hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, cover me in
chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want
baby. Now, what will all that cost me??"

She says,

"That sounds really great, Mr. Wilson, but for an outside
line you need to press 9 first".

newguy18 · 19th November 2007, 09:37 AM

Therrin · 19th November 2007, 06:27 PM

Ahahahahahaha.... I loved that one!!

How about this

playfordtree · 20th November 2007, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Therrin

Ahahahahahaha.... I loved that one!!

How about this

Thats bloody hilarious

did you lift that from Donald Rumsfeld?

playfordtree · 21st November 2007, 12:00 PM

Dear Dr Phil,
When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favourite pastime -- bass fishing. I got my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing. Finally, one day at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam the shop owner who, it turns out, loves bass fishing as much as I do. We quickly became fishing buddies.

As I said, the wife doesn't care about fishing. She not only refuses to join us, she always complains that I spend too much time fishing. A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful bass you've ever seen, only a few minutes later Sam must have caught his twin brother! So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice bass that we caught and showed the picture to the wife, hoping that maybe she'd get interested.

Instead, she says she doesn't want me to go fishing at all anymore! And she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn't like to see me enjoying myself.

What would you do? Tell the wife to forget it and continue my hobby or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?

Thanks,

P.S Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two bass we caught.

Dear Fisherman,
Get rid of that narrow minded wife.
That's a nice pair of bass!

Sincerely,

Dr. Phil

newguy18 · 21st November 2007, 12:07 PM

clementine · 22nd November 2007, 10:16 AM

Absolutely would love to fish with Sam!

Now why don't my wife look that way Damn it?

newguy18 · 22nd November 2007, 10:39 AM

alrighty heres a good one
two scotsman went drinking every friday night since they were kids and one day there wives cut back thier drinking money.They were complaining that it wasn't enough to get their usual amount so one got an Idea and asked for his friend's money and he went into a butcher shop and bought a sausage and met back up with his friend.His friend saw the sausage and then said oh great you spent all our money and now we can't drink at all and his friend said don't worry i have a plan lets go to the bar so they did.The barkeeper asked what they wanted and one friend said the best bottle of whiskey you got so the keep brought it to them.His friend said what are you doing we can't afford this you're going to get us in trouble and he said don't worry I got an Idea just drink till the bottle's gone so they drank till the bottle was gone.When it came time to pay his friend looked at him and said oh great now we're going to get in trouble and his friend unzipped his fly and stuck the sausage in the hole and said alright get on your knees and suck the sausage so his friend did.When the bar keep came around and saw them he threw them out and his friend sai hey thats a great Idea lets go to another bar.After the 10th bar one friend said to the other lets go home my knees are killing me and the other friend said your sore how about me I lost the sausage in the third bar.

Ekka · 22nd November 2007, 04:04 PM

lost the sausage in the third bar

Quintrex · 22nd November 2007, 06:04 PM

Coupla rippers there !
Thanks guys

newguy18 · 23rd November 2007, 01:24 PM

okay heres another one A white guy ablack guy and a polish man were working on the steel frame of a skyscraper.They sat down to lunch and the white guy said bologna and cheese again I swear if i get it again for lunch tommorow again i'm gonna jump.The black man opened his lunch and said oh great ham and cheese again if I get the same thing I'm gonna join you.The polish guy opened his lunch and said oh great salami and cheese if I get the same thing tommorow I'm gonna join you two.the next day they all got the same sandwiches and they all jumped together.At thier funerals thier wives were comforting each other and discussing the notes they found.the white mans wife said he never asked for anything else, theblack mans wife said we couldn't afford anything else and the polish man's wife said don't look at me he made his own lunches.

Ekka · 25th November 2007, 03:34 PM

You yanks love to pay out on the polish eh.

They could've swapped lunches though.

Quintrex · 25th November 2007, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ekka

You yanks love to pay out on the polish eh.

They could've swapped lunches though.

I think their Polish jokes are our Irish jokes. Then again, the Irish tell jokes about the Kerrymen (Paddy's from County Kerry)

Anyways...................

A young blonde thing was speeding along a country road in her red BMW Z3, when it started to missfire and slow down, until it eventually stops. She couldn't get it started again, so she phoned the Auto Clubb road service.

The service man tinkered under the hood for a while and then the car started and ran like new again.

"Thanks very much" said the blonde, "what was the trouble?"
"Just crap in the carby" the mechanic said.
"And how often should I do that?" she asked

Ekka · 25th November 2007, 06:36 PM

Hahaha

newguy18 · 26th November 2007, 04:43 AM

Alright heres a good one, A woman came home from church and found a bear in here tree so she called the zoo to come get it a few minutes later a tree climber showed up handed her a shotgun and turned a bull mastiff loose.He got halfway up the tree and the woman asked what the dog was for and he hollared when i push the bear out of the tree that dog is trained to grab the bear by his cajones and drag him around until the bear passess out,then she asked what the shotgun was for and hhe said if i fall outta this tree you shoot that damn dog.

Quintrex · 26th November 2007, 07:52 PM

good one Newguy!

newguy18 · 27th November 2007, 06:53 AM

Alright I dug one outta my freezer for you guys.
A man went to get his girlfriend so they could go to the park and play a game of tennis.He got to her house and it started to rain so they stayed at her house and made love when all of a sudden a car pulled into her driveway and she said thats my husband you gotta leave now so he ran out the back door naked and caught up with a couple of joggers.One asked him if he always jogged naked and he said yes all the time and the other one asked him do you always wear a condom and he said only when it rains.

newguy18 · 27th November 2007, 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quintrex

I think their Polish jokes are our Irish jokes. Then again, the Irish tell jokes about the Kerrymen (Paddy's from County Kerry)

Anyways...................

A young blonde thing was speeding along a country road in her red BMW Z3, when it started to missfire and slow down, until it eventually stops. She couldn't get it started again, so she phoned the Auto Clubb road service.

The service man tinkered under the hood for a while and then the car started and ran like new again.

"Thanks very much" said the blonde, "what was the trouble?"
"Just crap in the carby" the mechanic said.
"And how often should I do that?" she asked

Oh btw I'm part irish so if you post any irish jokes I might have to lmao.

Ekka · 27th November 2007, 03:15 PM

4 queens beat a straight

newguy18 · 27th November 2007, 11:21 PM

newguy18 · 3rd December 2007, 01:55 PM

Alright heres a christmas joke.
3 guys died on christmas eve and were greeted at the gates of heaven by st.peter.He said because of this holy season you have to show me something that symbolizes christmas.The first guy pulled out a lighter and said this reprsents a candle so st.peter let him in.The second guy pulled out his keys and said these reprsent bells and he too was allowed in.the third guy pulled out a pair of womens panties and st.peter asked what those reprsent and he said these are carols.

pomme · 3rd December 2007, 09:44 PM

Wife get naked & asks hubby "What turns you on more,my pretty face or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up and down and replies "Your sense of humour"

ronnyb · 4th December 2007, 01:34 PM

Why did the polish guy climb over the chain link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

newguy18 · 4th December 2007, 01:39 PM

ronnyb · 4th December 2007, 01:44 PM

Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in the car?

He had to use a coat hanger to get his family out.

15th November 2007, 01:07 AM	#62
clementine Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Portugal Posts: 514	Re: It's just a Joke! Cracking stuff Quintrex Two cows were chatting in the milking parlour, one says "I was artificially inseminated this morning" " You never were" says tother, " Yep it's true, no bull" Two bulls, one old and one young were looking down over a field of cows. The young bull says "Lets run all the way down there and shag one of those cows" "No" says the old bull, "Lets walk over there and shag em all" __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons - for you are crunchy and taste of chicken! Builder in Central Portugal

15th November 2007, 08:14 PM	#63
Ekka Admin - Dip Arb & Hort & Seldom Wrong Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane Posts: 9,791	Re: It's just a Joke! I work with a young guy every now and then and I nick named him Young Bull! If they were to play chess or checkers they'd only see 1 move ahead. __________________ TAS Training & Assessment Services\| Arb and Hort Training available here Free Online Tree Value Calculator by TreeWorld Free Online TPZ and SRZ AS4970-2009 Calculator by TreeWorld Free Online Tree Surface Area and Tree Volume Calculator by TreeWorld Free Tree and Green Industry Deep Link Directory ... Yes, I also SEO (Optimize) and build websites that fly high in Google Qualified Brisbane Tree Lopping \| Stump Grinding Brisbane Brisbane - Gold Coast Consulting Arborist, Tree and Arborist Reports \| Project Arborist

15th November 2007, 08:41 PM	#64
JayD Moderator - Sponsor Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 1,437	Re: It's just a Joke! Yes! And she's a lovely person,I wouldn't pee her off thought I mean you couldn't escape up a tree she'b be right up there after you!!..LOL. Dont you hate when you answer a post and think WTF, Only to realise there was another page.LOL. __________________ Level 4 Arborist Last edited by JayD; 15th November 2007 at 08:45 PM. Reason: missed a page of post..Duh..LOL

18th November 2007, 01:24 PM	#65
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl Posts: 5,206	Re: It's just a Joke! alright this is good for a chuckle or two. A 3rd grade boy was sent home from school to do a report that he had to say outloud in class the next day.he went home into the kitchen and asked his mom what he should write his book report on and she said go away.he asked his brother and he said superman.He asked his sister and she was watching a football game and said 49 49.he then asked his dad who was toasting buns for hamburgers and all of a sudden his burns caught and he yelled my buns are burning my buns are burning.The boy went to school the next day and the teacher asked him what he did his report on and the boy told her go away.She said youg man who do you think you are?he said superman.so she sent him to the princepals office.the princepal asked him how many spankings he should get for his behaviour and the boy said 49 49.after the princepal was done he said how do you feel young man and the boy said my buns are burning my buns are burning. __________________ Have your say join us today. I ship USA saws out of the USA old schooler

19th November 2007, 09:29 AM	#66
clementine Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Portugal Posts: 514	Re: It's just a Joke! A businessman, away from his family is lying on the bed in his hotel room and decides that he needs a little something that his wife doesn't do for him anymore. So, he decides to get one of those girls he's seen advertised in the local paper, offering escort and massage and more. He opened the local paper to an ad for a girl calling herself Comerly, a lovely looking girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves, in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind... So he is in his room and figures, what the hell, and he makes the call. "Hello!" says the girl. Gosh she sounds sexy! The man thinks to himself. "Hi, it says here you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, what will all that cost me??" She says, "That sounds really great, Mr. Wilson, but for an outside line you need to press 9 first". __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons - for you are crunchy and taste of chicken! Builder in Central Portugal

19th November 2007, 09:37 AM	#67
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl Posts: 5,206	Re: It's just a Joke! __________________ Have your say join us today. I ship USA saws out of the USA old schooler

19th November 2007, 06:27 PM	#68
Therrin Tree World Ninja Monkey Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bakersfield, Ca Posts: 2,554	Re: It's just a Joke! Ahahahahahaha.... I loved that one!! How about this

21st November 2007, 12:07 PM	#71
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl Posts: 5,206	Re: It's just a Joke! __________________ Have your say join us today. I ship USA saws out of the USA old schooler

22nd November 2007, 10:16 AM	#72
clementine Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Portugal Posts: 514	Re: It's just a Joke! Absolutely would love to fish with Sam! Now why don't my wife look that way Damn it? __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons - for you are crunchy and taste of chicken! Builder in Central Portugal

22nd November 2007, 10:39 AM	#73
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl Posts: 5,206	Re: It's just a Joke! alrighty heres a good one two scotsman went drinking every friday night since they were kids and one day there wives cut back thier drinking money.They were complaining that it wasn't enough to get their usual amount so one got an Idea and asked for his friend's money and he went into a butcher shop and bought a sausage and met back up with his friend.His friend saw the sausage and then said oh great you spent all our money and now we can't drink at all and his friend said don't worry i have a plan lets go to the bar so they did.The barkeeper asked what they wanted and one friend said the best bottle of whiskey you got so the keep brought it to them.His friend said what are you doing we can't afford this you're going to get us in trouble and he said don't worry I got an Idea just drink till the bottle's gone so they drank till the bottle was gone.When it came time to pay his friend looked at him and said oh great now we're going to get in trouble and his friend unzipped his fly and stuck the sausage in the hole and said alright get on your knees and suck the sausage so his friend did.When the bar keep came around and saw them he threw them out and his friend sai hey thats a great Idea lets go to another bar.After the 10th bar one friend said to the other lets go home my knees are killing me and the other friend said your sore how about me I lost the sausage in the third bar. __________________ Have your say join us today. I ship USA saws out of the USA old schooler

22nd November 2007, 04:04 PM	#74
Ekka Admin - Dip Arb & Hort & Seldom Wrong Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane Posts: 9,791	Re: It's just a Joke! lost the sausage in the third bar __________________ TAS Training & Assessment Services\| Arb and Hort Training available here Free Online Tree Value Calculator by TreeWorld Free Online TPZ and SRZ AS4970-2009 Calculator by TreeWorld Free Online Tree Surface Area and Tree Volume Calculator by TreeWorld Free Tree and Green Industry Deep Link Directory ... Yes, I also SEO (Optimize) and build websites that fly high in Google Qualified Brisbane Tree Lopping \| Stump Grinding Brisbane Brisbane - Gold Coast Consulting Arborist, Tree and Arborist Reports \| Project Arborist

22nd November 2007, 06:04 PM	#75
Quintrex Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 743	Re: It's just a Joke! Coupla rippers there ! Thanks guys

23rd November 2007, 01:24 PM	#76
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl Posts: 5,206	Re: It's just a Joke! okay heres another one A white guy ablack guy and a polish man were working on the steel frame of a skyscraper.They sat down to lunch and the white guy said bologna and cheese again I swear if i get it again for lunch tommorow again i'm gonna jump.The black man opened his lunch and said oh great ham and cheese again if I get the same thing I'm gonna join you.The polish guy opened his lunch and said oh great salami and cheese if I get the same thing tommorow I'm gonna join you two.the next day they all got the same sandwiches and they all jumped together.At thier funerals thier wives were comforting each other and discussing the notes they found.the white mans wife said he never asked for anything else, theblack mans wife said we couldn't afford anything else and the polish man's wife said don't look at me he made his own lunches. __________________ Have your say join us today. I ship USA saws out of the USA old schooler

25th November 2007, 03:34 PM	#77
Ekka Admin - Dip Arb & Hort & Seldom Wrong Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane Posts: 9,791	Re: It's just a Joke! You yanks love to pay out on the polish eh. They could've swapped lunches though. __________________ TAS Training & Assessment Services\| Arb and Hort Training available here Free Online Tree Value Calculator by TreeWorld Free Online TPZ and SRZ AS4970-2009 Calculator by TreeWorld Free Online Tree Surface Area and Tree Volume Calculator by TreeWorld Free Tree and Green Industry Deep Link Directory ... Yes, I also SEO (Optimize) and build websites that fly high in Google Qualified Brisbane Tree Lopping \| Stump Grinding Brisbane Brisbane - Gold Coast Consulting Arborist, Tree and Arborist Reports \| Project Arborist

25th November 2007, 06:36 PM	#79
Ekka Admin - Dip Arb & Hort & Seldom Wrong Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane Posts: 9,791	Re: It's just a Joke! Hahaha __________________ TAS Training & Assessment Services\| Arb and Hort Training available here Free Online Tree Value Calculator by TreeWorld Free Online TPZ and SRZ AS4970-2009 Calculator by TreeWorld Free Online Tree Surface Area and Tree Volume Calculator by TreeWorld Free Tree and Green Industry Deep Link Directory ... Yes, I also SEO (Optimize) and build websites that fly high in Google Qualified Brisbane Tree Lopping \| Stump Grinding Brisbane Brisbane - Gold Coast Consulting Arborist, Tree and Arborist Reports \| Project Arborist

26th November 2007, 04:43 AM	#80
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl Posts: 5,206	Re: It's just a Joke! Alright heres a good one, A woman came home from church and found a bear in here tree so she called the zoo to come get it a few minutes later a tree climber showed up handed her a shotgun and turned a bull mastiff loose.He got halfway up the tree and the woman asked what the dog was for and he hollared when i push the bear out of the tree that dog is trained to grab the bear by his cajones and drag him around until the bear passess out,then she asked what the shotgun was for and hhe said if i fall outta this tree you shoot that damn dog. __________________ Have your say join us today. I ship USA saws out of the USA old schooler

26th November 2007, 07:52 PM	#81
Quintrex Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 743	Re: It's just a Joke! good one Newguy!

27th November 2007, 06:53 AM	#82
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl Posts: 5,206	Re: It's just a Joke! Alright I dug one outta my freezer for you guys. A man went to get his girlfriend so they could go to the park and play a game of tennis.He got to her house and it started to rain so they stayed at her house and made love when all of a sudden a car pulled into her driveway and she said thats my husband you gotta leave now so he ran out the back door naked and caught up with a couple of joggers.One asked him if he always jogged naked and he said yes all the time and the other one asked him do you always wear a condom and he said only when it rains. __________________ Have your say join us today. I ship USA saws out of the USA old schooler

27th November 2007, 03:15 PM	#84
Ekka Admin - Dip Arb & Hort & Seldom Wrong Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane Posts: 9,791	Re: It's just a Joke! 4 queens beat a straight __________________ TAS Training & Assessment Services\| Arb and Hort Training available here Free Online Tree Value Calculator by TreeWorld Free Online TPZ and SRZ AS4970-2009 Calculator by TreeWorld Free Online Tree Surface Area and Tree Volume Calculator by TreeWorld Free Tree and Green Industry Deep Link Directory ... Yes, I also SEO (Optimize) and build websites that fly high in Google Qualified Brisbane Tree Lopping \| Stump Grinding Brisbane Brisbane - Gold Coast Consulting Arborist, Tree and Arborist Reports \| Project Arborist

27th November 2007, 11:21 PM	#85
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl Posts: 5,206	Re: It's just a Joke! __________________ Have your say join us today. I ship USA saws out of the USA old schooler

3rd December 2007, 01:55 PM	#86
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl Posts: 5,206	Re: It's just a Joke! Alright heres a christmas joke. 3 guys died on christmas eve and were greeted at the gates of heaven by st.peter.He said because of this holy season you have to show me something that symbolizes christmas.The first guy pulled out a lighter and said this reprsents a candle so st.peter let him in.The second guy pulled out his keys and said these reprsent bells and he too was allowed in.the third guy pulled out a pair of womens panties and st.peter asked what those reprsent and he said these are carols. __________________ Have your say join us today. I ship USA saws out of the USA old schooler

3rd December 2007, 09:44 PM	#87
pomme Semi-mature vigorous tree Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: england Posts: 237	Re: It's just a Joke! Wife get naked & asks hubby "What turns you on more,my pretty face or my sexy body?" Hubby looks her up and down and replies "Your sense of humour"

4th December 2007, 01:34 PM	#88
ronnyb Semi-mature vigorous tree Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 62	Re: It's just a Joke! Why did the polish guy climb over the chain link fence? To see what was on the other side.

4th December 2007, 01:39 PM	#89
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl Posts: 5,206	Re: It's just a Joke! __________________ Have your say join us today. I ship USA saws out of the USA old schooler

4th December 2007, 01:44 PM	#90
ronnyb Semi-mature vigorous tree Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 62	Re: It's just a Joke! Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in the car? He had to use a coat hanger to get his family out.

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