It's just a Joke!

Steve Tipton · 5th November 2007, 09:04 PM

It was 1944, getting near the end of WW2, when young Bluey Sanders from Brewarrina at the back of Bourke was called up to serve his country. bluey had never been to the "big smoke" or even out of his rural area in his life so far. He was a bit apprehensive of what he would encounter in the outside world.
First day at Kapooka Army camp, he was issued with a uniform, including a comb. that afternoon the army barber cut off all his hair.
Next day, he was issued with pesonal kit, including a toothbrush. that afternoon, the army dentist pulled out 7 of his teeth.
Third day, he was issued with a jock strap. Bluey is still officially AWOL!!!

Eric Frei · 5th November 2007, 11:08 PM

LOL

clementine · 8th November 2007, 08:56 AM

Nice one Quintrex.

Just remembered this old chestnut:

Three mates, one Scottish, one Irish and one English were flying over a remote jungle region of Papua New Guinea. Their plane developed engine trouble and they were forced to crash land.
They were, to their surprise, all unhurt and after getting their bearings decided to head for the nearest stream or river, as it would surely lead them downstream and out of the jungle.
They had only walked a short distance when they heard a loud “al-lalama, al-lalama” chanting sound and suddenly became surrounded by a tribe of Indians who overwhelmed them, hog-tied them to branches and carried them off to their camp, chanting “al-lalama” all the way.

After a long trek they arrived at the tribes camp, the tribesmen chanted “Lalama, lalama, lalama” and the big chief appeared. He approached the three men and said to the Irishman,
“You man, you have two choice, first choice Death! Second choice Bimbo!
What your choice?”
Well, the Irishman looked at his mates, who shrugged their shoulders, so, scared and not wanting to die, he said,
“I choose Bimbo!”
The whole tribe started to chant “Bimbo, bimbo, bimbo, bimbo” and it got louder as they stripped and tied the Irishman to the ceremonial log.
“Bimbo, bimbo, bimbo” the chant continued as twenty of the tribesmen removed their thongs and proceeded to shag the Irishman, his two mates looked on in horror as he began to scream. When all twenty had finished they untied him and he collapsed on the floor, moaning.

The big chief then approached the Scotsman and said,
“You man, you have two choice, first choice Death! Second choice Bimbo!
What your choice?”
He had seen what happened to his Irish friend and was horrified but at least he was still alive, he thought, so, shrugging his shoulders to his English mate he said,
“I choose Bimbo too!”
Well, once again the whole tribe started to chant “Bimbo, bimbo, bimbo, bimbo” and it got louder and louder as they stripped and tied the Scotsman to the ceremonial log.
“Bimbo, bimbo, bimbo” the chant continued again as twenty of the tribesmen removed their thongs and proceeded to shag the Scotsman, while his English mate looked on in absolute horror and disgust as he began to scream. When all twenty had finished they untied him and he collapsed on the floor, moaning and crying but still alive.

The big chief then finally approached the Englishman and said, (you know)
“You man, you have two choice, first choice Death! Second choice Bimbo!
What your choice?”
Well, the Englishman is from a very privileged family and remaining proud he decides that, after seeing what has happened to his mates, he is not going to let himself be violated in the same fashion, so he says to the chief,
“I will not give you the satisfaction of degrading me, I will choose Death!”

Well, the whole tribe starts to run around excitedly as they begin to chant,

“Death! Death! Death! Death! Death!

Death by Bimbo! Death by Bimbo!”

Eric Frei · 8th November 2007, 09:01 AM

Steve Tipton · 8th November 2007, 10:09 AM

Ha Ha! Bad call there.

clementine · 9th November 2007, 08:49 AM

A jump lead walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

The barman says "OK, as long as you don't start anything".

Two blokes chatting, the one says,
"What would you do if the world was about to end in 5 minutes?"
The other says, "I'd shag anything that was moving for those 5 minutes. What would you do?"
"I'd stay perfectly still!"

Eric Frei · 9th November 2007, 04:20 PM

Oh boy, I can see me having to do some house cleaning here soon ... now I have to check the complaints dept.

Jeff Darby · 9th November 2007, 05:21 PM

It's all in fun! Only 18 and over allowed to enter.

Prudes and whingers stay out..LOL.

Sean Freeman · 9th November 2007, 05:55 PM

You have a complaints dept??? Where's that hidden?

Steve Tipton · 9th November 2007, 06:21 PM

I don't care personally, but maybe we should be careful and PC with the racist stuff.
There go half my jokes!

Eric Frei · 9th November 2007, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sean Freeman

You have a complaints dept??? Where's that hidden?

Well, see that exclamation looking icon thingy under your avatar ... it's like the nurses bell in a hospital.

Then people PM me or email me.

But it's hard you know, keeping an even balance, from hard workers through to academics.

But at the end of the day, what I decide goes, which can be tough coz I either piss a member off deleting his post or piss some-one else off for not.

Anyway, no complaints yet.

Sean Freeman · 9th November 2007, 07:40 PM

Aha! the little warning sign well.......now we know!!!!

Jeff Darby · 9th November 2007, 09:01 PM

Blonde Joke,
How do you know when a blonde been using the puter?
There's liquid paper on the monitor

Jeff Darby · 10th November 2007, 07:09 AM

Another blonde Joke,

What has a bottle of beer and a blonde have in commom??

There both empty from the neck up!

Eric Frei · 10th November 2007, 08:16 AM

OK guys,

Now no racists jokes please.

I'm gonna be cleaning up here shortly.

Jeff Darby · 10th November 2007, 08:38 AM

A joke is just that, A joke, I mean what do you call a white bloke in a suit?..In most cases these day's ...The Defendant...LOL.

Apoligies to those who no sence of humour..LOL

And to all the long legged Blondes out there..Stay that way that's why we love you!..LOL.

Your da boss, Ekka.

Eric Frei · 10th November 2007, 09:04 AM

I did a little tidying.

No big deal to me but impressions do count.

Anyway, dont let that dampen the spirits, just get better jokes.

newguy18 · 11th November 2007, 01:33 PM

A farmer had 3 daughters who were having thier dates on the same day so the farmer locked his daughters in thiers rooms and met thier dates at the door with a shotgun.The first boy showed up and said hi my names joe i'm here for flo we're going to see the show is she ready to go?The farmer decided he was alright and sent the two on thier way.the second boy showed up and said hi my names eddy I'm here for betty we're gonna get some spagehtti is she ready?the farmer decided this one was alright too and sent the two on thier way.The third boy showed up and said hi my names chuck and the farmer shot him.

Steve Tipton · 11th November 2007, 05:32 PM

playfordtree · 12th November 2007, 01:04 PM

Poor old Chuck never stood a chance

I cant even think of a girls name that rhymes with Chuck?

Maybe the farmer just shot him as a precaution?

Jeff Darby · 12th November 2007, 01:39 PM

Shot because his name was Chuck!R.I.P

..............LOL.............................

Eric Frei · 12th November 2007, 05:20 PM

Joe's there for a Flo

Eddy's there for a Betty

Chuck's there for a *@%k!

Steve Tipton · 12th November 2007, 08:16 PM

Maybe Chuck was picking up the farmers duck?

clementine · 13th November 2007, 08:17 AM

Speaking of farmers:

A lawyer a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with the local farmer.
The farmer said, "Well, there might be a problem, you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn."

"No problem," chimed the Rabbi, "My people wandered in the desert for forty years, I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for an evening".
With that he departed to the barn and the others bedded down for the night. Moments later a knock was heard at the door. The farmer opened the door and there stood the Rabbi from the barn. "What's wrong?" asked the farmer. The Rabbi replied, "I am grateful to you, but I can't sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn and my faith believes that this is an unclean animal."

His Hindu friend agrees to swap places with him. Then, after a few minutes the same thing, a knock on the door. "What is it now?" the farmer asks. The Hindu holy man replies, "I am truly grateful for your helping us out but there is a cow in the barn and in my country cows are considered sacred. I can't sleep on holy ground!"

Well, that leaves only the lawyer to make the change. He grumbled and complained, but went out to the barn. Yep, you guessed it! Moments later there was another knock on the farmers door. Frustrated and tired, the farmer opens the door, and there stood the pig and the cow.

playfordtree · 13th November 2007, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quintrex

Maybe Chuck was picking up the farmers duck?

Thats fowl !

Wash your mouth out!

Therrin · 14th November 2007, 06:55 AM

One day a guy comes home from work and says to his wife, "Baby, can I pop one off in your ear tonight?"
To which she replies, "EWWWW no!"
He says, "oh come on, please baby, just once?"
She replies, "No! Just think about it, what if it makes me go deaf or something?"

He thinks about this for a split second and says assuredly, "Naw, that's impossible!"
She looks at him questioningly.
He finishes with "come on now, you let it in your mouth all the time and you still won't shut the hell up."

newguy18 · 14th November 2007, 07:17 AM

newguy18 · 14th November 2007, 07:21 AM

okay how about this one guys.An american buisness man was in japan for a golf tournament.he checks into a hotel and pays for a hooker.Well he made love to the hooker and through out it all the hooker kept screaming hoshimota hoshimota he couldn't remember what that ment but he was sure he pleased the hooker to the best of his abilities.The next day at the tournament he makes a hole in one and his japanese buisness partner is congratulating him in japanese and the only thing he can think to say is hoshimota.concerned his partner asks what you mean wrong hole?

Steve Tipton · 14th November 2007, 06:09 PM

Woman naked in front of the mirror, preening heself, says to husband " I need $10,000 to get a breast enlargement"
Husband says " you don't need that, just get a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your boobs once a day"
Wife "will that work"
Husband "well, it sure worked for your arse"

Therrin · 14th November 2007, 07:42 PM

You know, men... we're probably quite lucky at this point that there aren't many women in the tree climbing profession.

Actually, does anyone know any? There's an interesting one.

5th November 2007, 09:04 PM	#31
Steve Tipton Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 823	Re: It's just a Joke! It was 1944, getting near the end of WW2, when young Bluey Sanders from Brewarrina at the back of Bourke was called up to serve his country. bluey had never been to the "big smoke" or even out of his rural area in his life so far. He was a bit apprehensive of what he would encounter in the outside world. First day at Kapooka Army camp, he was issued with a uniform, including a comb. that afternoon the army barber cut off all his hair. Next day, he was issued with pesonal kit, including a toothbrush. that afternoon, the army dentist pulled out 7 of his teeth. Third day, he was issued with a jock strap. Bluey is still officially AWOL!!!

5th November 2007, 11:08 PM	#32
Eric Frei Admin - Razor sharp and independent 2 X Diploma Level 5 qualified arborist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane Posts: 12,811	Re: It's just a Joke! LOL __________________ Protect your rights to work - Join Australian Tree Association My businesses:- Qualified Brisbane Tree Lopping \| Stump Grinding Brisbane \| Brisbane - Gold Coast Consulting Arborist

8th November 2007, 08:56 AM	#33
clementine Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Shropshire, UK Posts: 509	Re: It's just a Joke! Nice one Quintrex. Just remembered this old chestnut: Three mates, one Scottish, one Irish and one English were flying over a remote jungle region of Papua New Guinea. Their plane developed engine trouble and they were forced to crash land. They were, to their surprise, all unhurt and after getting their bearings decided to head for the nearest stream or river, as it would surely lead them downstream and out of the jungle. They had only walked a short distance when they heard a loud “al-lalama, al-lalama” chanting sound and suddenly became surrounded by a tribe of Indians who overwhelmed them, hog-tied them to branches and carried them off to their camp, chanting “al-lalama” all the way. After a long trek they arrived at the tribes camp, the tribesmen chanted “Lalama, lalama, lalama” and the big chief appeared. He approached the three men and said to the Irishman, “You man, you have two choice, first choice Death! Second choice Bimbo! What your choice?” Well, the Irishman looked at his mates, who shrugged their shoulders, so, scared and not wanting to die, he said, “I choose Bimbo!” The whole tribe started to chant “Bimbo, bimbo, bimbo, bimbo” and it got louder as they stripped and tied the Irishman to the ceremonial log. “Bimbo, bimbo, bimbo” the chant continued as twenty of the tribesmen removed their thongs and proceeded to shag the Irishman, his two mates looked on in horror as he began to scream. When all twenty had finished they untied him and he collapsed on the floor, moaning. The big chief then approached the Scotsman and said, “You man, you have two choice, first choice Death! Second choice Bimbo! What your choice?” He had seen what happened to his Irish friend and was horrified but at least he was still alive, he thought, so, shrugging his shoulders to his English mate he said, “I choose Bimbo too!” Well, once again the whole tribe started to chant “Bimbo, bimbo, bimbo, bimbo” and it got louder and louder as they stripped and tied the Scotsman to the ceremonial log. “Bimbo, bimbo, bimbo” the chant continued again as twenty of the tribesmen removed their thongs and proceeded to shag the Scotsman, while his English mate looked on in absolute horror and disgust as he began to scream. When all twenty had finished they untied him and he collapsed on the floor, moaning and crying but still alive. The big chief then finally approached the Englishman and said, (you know) “You man, you have two choice, first choice Death! Second choice Bimbo! What your choice?” Well, the Englishman is from a very privileged family and remaining proud he decides that, after seeing what has happened to his mates, he is not going to let himself be violated in the same fashion, so he says to the chief, “I will not give you the satisfaction of degrading me, I will choose Death!” Well, the whole tribe starts to run around excitedly as they begin to chant, “Death! Death! Death! Death! Death! Death by Bimbo! Death by Bimbo!” __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons - for you are crunchy and taste of chicken!

8th November 2007, 09:01 AM	#34
Eric Frei Admin - Razor sharp and independent 2 X Diploma Level 5 qualified arborist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane Posts: 12,811	Re: It's just a Joke! __________________ Protect your rights to work - Join Australian Tree Association My businesses:- Qualified Brisbane Tree Lopping \| Stump Grinding Brisbane \| Brisbane - Gold Coast Consulting Arborist

8th November 2007, 10:09 AM	#35
Steve Tipton Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 823	Re: It's just a Joke! Ha Ha! Bad call there.

9th November 2007, 08:49 AM	#36
clementine Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Shropshire, UK Posts: 509	Re: It's just a Joke! A jump lead walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The barman says "OK, as long as you don't start anything". Two blokes chatting, the one says, "What would you do if the world was about to end in 5 minutes?" The other says, "I'd shag anything that was moving for those 5 minutes. What would you do?" "I'd stay perfectly still!" __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons - for you are crunchy and taste of chicken!

9th November 2007, 04:20 PM	#37
Eric Frei Admin - Razor sharp and independent 2 X Diploma Level 5 qualified arborist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane Posts: 12,811	Re: It's just a Joke! Oh boy, I can see me having to do some house cleaning here soon ... now I have to check the complaints dept. __________________ Protect your rights to work - Join Australian Tree Association My businesses:- Qualified Brisbane Tree Lopping \| Stump Grinding Brisbane \| Brisbane - Gold Coast Consulting Arborist

9th November 2007, 05:21 PM	#38
Jeff Darby Moderator - Previously known as JayD Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: TreeWorld, Sydney Australia Posts: 2,029	Re: It's just a Joke! It's all in fun! Only 18 and over allowed to enter. Prudes and whingers stay out..LOL. __________________ Member: Australian Tree Association Join the Australian Tree Association...Have your voice heard ! Arboriculture, A life long study for some, a passing phase for others © Jeffrey J Darby 2011

9th November 2007, 05:55 PM	#39
Sean Freeman Monument Status Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Townsville Nth Queensland & Gold Coast Sth Queensland Posts: 1,985	Re: It's just a Joke! You have a complaints dept??? Where's that hidden?

9th November 2007, 06:21 PM	#40
Steve Tipton Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 823	Re: It's just a Joke! I don't care personally, but maybe we should be careful and PC with the racist stuff. There go half my jokes!

9th November 2007, 07:40 PM	#42
Sean Freeman Monument Status Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Townsville Nth Queensland & Gold Coast Sth Queensland Posts: 1,985	Re: It's just a Joke! Aha! the little warning sign well.......now we know!!!!

9th November 2007, 09:01 PM	#43
Jeff Darby Moderator - Previously known as JayD Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: TreeWorld, Sydney Australia Posts: 2,029	Re: It's just a Joke! Blonde Joke, How do you know when a blonde been using the puter? There's liquid paper on the monitor __________________ Member: Australian Tree Association Join the Australian Tree Association...Have your voice heard ! Arboriculture, A life long study for some, a passing phase for others © Jeffrey J Darby 2011 Last edited by Eric Frei; 10th November 2007 at 09:05 AM. Reason: ah, keeping the peace for some.

10th November 2007, 07:09 AM	#44
Jeff Darby Moderator - Previously known as JayD Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: TreeWorld, Sydney Australia Posts: 2,029	Re: It's just a Joke! Another blonde Joke, What has a bottle of beer and a blonde have in commom?? There both empty from the neck up! __________________ Member: Australian Tree Association Join the Australian Tree Association...Have your voice heard ! Arboriculture, A life long study for some, a passing phase for others © Jeffrey J Darby 2011

10th November 2007, 08:16 AM	#45
Eric Frei Admin - Razor sharp and independent 2 X Diploma Level 5 qualified arborist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane Posts: 12,811	Re: It's just a Joke! OK guys, Now no racists jokes please. I'm gonna be cleaning up here shortly. __________________ Protect your rights to work - Join Australian Tree Association My businesses:- Qualified Brisbane Tree Lopping \| Stump Grinding Brisbane \| Brisbane - Gold Coast Consulting Arborist

10th November 2007, 08:38 AM	#46
Jeff Darby Moderator - Previously known as JayD Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: TreeWorld, Sydney Australia Posts: 2,029	Re: It's just a Joke! A joke is just that, A joke, I mean what do you call a white bloke in a suit?..In most cases these day's ...The Defendant...LOL. Apoligies to those who no sence of humour..LOL And to all the long legged Blondes out there..Stay that way that's why we love you!..LOL. Your da boss, Ekka. __________________ Member: Australian Tree Association Join the Australian Tree Association...Have your voice heard ! Arboriculture, A life long study for some, a passing phase for others © Jeffrey J Darby 2011

10th November 2007, 09:04 AM	#47
Eric Frei Admin - Razor sharp and independent 2 X Diploma Level 5 qualified arborist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane Posts: 12,811	Re: It's just a Joke! I did a little tidying. No big deal to me but impressions do count. Anyway, dont let that dampen the spirits, just get better jokes. __________________ Protect your rights to work - Join Australian Tree Association My businesses:- Qualified Brisbane Tree Lopping \| Stump Grinding Brisbane \| Brisbane - Gold Coast Consulting Arborist

11th November 2007, 01:33 PM	#48
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl Posts: 4,977	Re: It's just a Joke! A farmer had 3 daughters who were having thier dates on the same day so the farmer locked his daughters in thiers rooms and met thier dates at the door with a shotgun.The first boy showed up and said hi my names joe i'm here for flo we're going to see the show is she ready to go?The farmer decided he was alright and sent the two on thier way.the second boy showed up and said hi my names eddy I'm here for betty we're gonna get some spagehtti is she ready?the farmer decided this one was alright too and sent the two on thier way.The third boy showed up and said hi my names chuck and the farmer shot him. __________________ Have your say join us today. old schooler

11th November 2007, 05:32 PM	#49
Steve Tipton Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 823	Re: It's just a Joke!

12th November 2007, 01:04 PM	#50
playfordtree Mature tree Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Behind Your Sister! Posts: 331	Re: It's just a Joke! Poor old Chuck never stood a chance I cant even think of a girls name that rhymes with Chuck? Maybe the farmer just shot him as a precaution? __________________ Euthanizing South Australian Trees since 2007

12th November 2007, 01:39 PM	#51
Jeff Darby Moderator - Previously known as JayD Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: TreeWorld, Sydney Australia Posts: 2,029	Re: It's just a Joke! Shot because his name was Chuck!R.I.P ..............LOL............................. __________________ Member: Australian Tree Association Join the Australian Tree Association...Have your voice heard ! Arboriculture, A life long study for some, a passing phase for others © Jeffrey J Darby 2011

12th November 2007, 05:20 PM	#52
Eric Frei Admin - Razor sharp and independent 2 X Diploma Level 5 qualified arborist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane Posts: 12,811	Re: It's just a Joke! Joe's there for a Flo Eddy's there for a Betty Chuck's there for a @%k! __________________ Protect your rights to work - Join Australian Tree Association My businesses:- Qualified Brisbane Tree Lopping \| Stump Grinding Brisbane \| Brisbane - Gold Coast Consulting Arborist*

12th November 2007, 08:16 PM	#53
Steve Tipton Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 823	Re: It's just a Joke! Maybe Chuck was picking up the farmers duck?

13th November 2007, 08:17 AM	#54
clementine Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Shropshire, UK Posts: 509	Re: It's just a Joke! Speaking of farmers: A lawyer a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with the local farmer. The farmer said, "Well, there might be a problem, you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn." "No problem," chimed the Rabbi, "My people wandered in the desert for forty years, I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for an evening". With that he departed to the barn and the others bedded down for the night. Moments later a knock was heard at the door. The farmer opened the door and there stood the Rabbi from the barn. "What's wrong?" asked the farmer. The Rabbi replied, "I am grateful to you, but I can't sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn and my faith believes that this is an unclean animal." His Hindu friend agrees to swap places with him. Then, after a few minutes the same thing, a knock on the door. "What is it now?" the farmer asks. The Hindu holy man replies, "I am truly grateful for your helping us out but there is a cow in the barn and in my country cows are considered sacred. I can't sleep on holy ground!" Well, that leaves only the lawyer to make the change. He grumbled and complained, but went out to the barn. Yep, you guessed it! Moments later there was another knock on the farmers door. Frustrated and tired, the farmer opens the door, and there stood the pig and the cow. __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons - for you are crunchy and taste of chicken!

14th November 2007, 06:55 AM	#56
Therrin Former Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bakersfield, Ca Posts: 2,512	Re: It's just a Joke! One day a guy comes home from work and says to his wife, "Baby, can I pop one off in your ear tonight?" To which she replies, "EWWWW no!" He says, "oh come on, please baby, just once?" She replies, "No! Just think about it, what if it makes me go deaf or something?" He thinks about this for a split second and says assuredly, "Naw, that's impossible!" She looks at him questioningly. He finishes with "come on now, you let it in your mouth all the time and you still won't shut the hell up."

14th November 2007, 07:17 AM	#57
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl Posts: 4,977	Re: It's just a Joke! __________________ Have your say join us today. old schooler

14th November 2007, 07:21 AM	#58
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl Posts: 4,977	Re: It's just a Joke! okay how about this one guys.An american buisness man was in japan for a golf tournament.he checks into a hotel and pays for a hooker.Well he made love to the hooker and through out it all the hooker kept screaming hoshimota hoshimota he couldn't remember what that ment but he was sure he pleased the hooker to the best of his abilities.The next day at the tournament he makes a hole in one and his japanese buisness partner is congratulating him in japanese and the only thing he can think to say is hoshimota.concerned his partner asks what you mean wrong hole? __________________ Have your say join us today. old schooler

14th November 2007, 06:09 PM	#59
Steve Tipton Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sydney Posts: 823	Re: It's just a Joke! Woman naked in front of the mirror, preening heself, says to husband " I need $10,000 to get a breast enlargement" Husband says " you don't need that, just get a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your boobs once a day" Wife "will that work" Husband "well, it sure worked for your arse"

14th November 2007, 07:42 PM	#60
Therrin Former Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bakersfield, Ca Posts: 2,512	Re: It's just a Joke! You know, men... we're probably quite lucky at this point that there aren't many women in the tree climbing profession. Actually, does anyone know any? There's an interesting one.

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