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15th January 2008, 03:55 PM
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| Semi-mature vigorous tree  Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: CT USA
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|  Hair Dryer through customs Hair Dryer A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?" "Of course, what may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." "With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." The official thought this answer strange, so asked, And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next -Daryl
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15th January 2008, 07:20 PM
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| Part of the Furniture  Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Live Oak Florida home of the crapiest trees you will ever see.
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| Re: Hair Dryer through customs 
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15th January 2008, 08:00 PM
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| Eric Frei Administrator - Brisbane L5 (Dip) Hort Cert III Arb + some  Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane
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16th January 2008, 03:05 AM
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| Mature tree  Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Portugal
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| Re: Hair Dryer through customs 
__________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons - for you are crunchy and taste of chicken!  Builder in Central Portugal |
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