Tree World  


Tree World Sponsor Links and Advertising Rates
Go Back   Tree World > All About Trees > Non Tree Related chat
Register Advertising Rates TreeZines Forum Rules Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 15th January 2008, 03:55 PM   #1 (permalink)
DBS
Semi-mature vigorous tree
 
DBS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2007
Location: CT USA
Posts: 204
Default Hair Dryer through customs

Hair Dryer


A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course, what may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you."

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father. Next



-Daryl
__________________
Stihl MS 200T
Stihl MS 361
DBS is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!Propeller this post!Google Bookmark this Post!Yahoo Bookmark this Post!Live Bookmark this Post!Stumble this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 15th January 2008, 07:06 PM   #2 (permalink)
Mature tree
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Sydney
Posts: 439
Default Re: Hair Dryer through customs

__________________
Heightmaster
Quintrex is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!Propeller this post!Google Bookmark this Post!Yahoo Bookmark this Post!Live Bookmark this Post!Stumble this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 15th January 2008, 07:13 PM   #3 (permalink)
The Tree World Bandit
 
Therrin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Lancaster, Ca
Posts: 1,254
Default Re: Hair Dryer through customs



__________________
Ken Fessia
I.T.S.A. Tree Service
(661) 916-4703
Therrin is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!Propeller this post!Google Bookmark this Post!Yahoo Bookmark this Post!Live Bookmark this Post!Stumble this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 15th January 2008, 07:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
Part of the Furniture
 
newguy18's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Live Oak Florida home of the crapiest trees you will ever see.
Posts: 2,611
Default Re: Hair Dryer through customs

newguy18 is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!Propeller this post!Google Bookmark this Post!Yahoo Bookmark this Post!Live Bookmark this Post!Stumble this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 15th January 2008, 08:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
Eric Frei Administrator - Brisbane L5 (Dip) Hort Cert III Arb + some
 
Ekka's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2007
Location: Brisbane
Posts: 6,846
Default Re: Hair Dryer through customs

__________________
Remember to use the "search" function, if you have answers/questions post them so everyone can benefit.

Free Tree and Green Industry Link Directory

Qualified Brisbane Tree Lopping

Brisbane Tree Care, Consultations and Arborist Reports

Forum Sponsors
Ekka is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!Propeller this post!Google Bookmark this Post!Yahoo Bookmark this Post!Live Bookmark this Post!Stumble this Post!
Reply With Quote
Old 16th January 2008, 03:05 AM   #6 (permalink)
Mature tree
 
clementine's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Central Portugal
Posts: 282
Default Re: Hair Dryer through customs

__________________
Meddle not in the affairs of dragons - for you are crunchy and taste of chicken!
Builder in Central Portugal
clementine is offline  
Digg this Post!Add Post to del.icio.usBookmark Post in TechnoratiFurl this Post!Spurl this Post!Reddit! Wong this Post!Propeller this post!Google Bookmark this Post!Yahoo Bookmark this Post!Live Bookmark this Post!Stumble this Post!
Reply With Quote
Reply


Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -7. The time now is 03:35 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2008, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd. Sponsors Articles
TreeWorld @ 2008