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| Admin - Razor sharp and independent 2 X Diploma Level 5 qualified arborist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane
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| LOL, True! ![]() 3 News > Lifestyle > Story > Women say foreplay is overrated Women DON'T want to bother with foreplay, says shock new study | Mail Online Nothing wrong with the ole tap on the shoulder at 6am.
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Doesnt shock me at all,Ive a few female freinds that are HOT and attached and after afew drinks they say they get sick off the kiss n cuddle bang routine and just want a good bang.
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| Bayside Tree Care Brisbane Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brisbane Aus
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They added that the figure of 16.2 minutes for intercourse dwarfed the figure of seven minutes found in American studies, suggesting Europeans are better in the bedroom. it must be all the pommie granet juice we drink ![]()
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| Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl
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No we're quicker,therefore we have more time to be with even hotter women. pommie granet juice
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| Moderator - Previously known as JayD Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: TreeWorld, Sydney Australia
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Damn...The more time that passes the more women are becoming the same as us...or have they allways been like us but been sly about it ..."Wham bam thankyou mam" has allways been our domain..what's the world coming to.![]() ![]() JayD
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| Former Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bakersfield, Ca
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What're you talking about Bill? You're a virgin.... LOL |
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| Former Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Perth
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With a head like yours Ken its a surprise to discover women would look at you. Wow, talk about attraction of opposites.... Oh wait, is that avatar picture a mask? |
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| Former Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Perth
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If you read the survey information thoroughly you would realise the survey was done in the Czech republic. You may wonder what exactly it is that Czech men consider foreplay.... All sorts of images spring to mind. If you have seen Borat you may well be thinking about the same things I am. ![]() Apologies to any Czechs who may be offended by this statement and who may live in close proximity to my house.... |
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| Mature Tree Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Canada
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LMAO, Therrin is TOO tall to be an alien, in the traditional sense! I don't know what they are talking about in that survey, when I got married the minute she said "I do". she didn't want too! |
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| Former Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bakersfield, Ca
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That's because scientists have finally discovered a food which completely kills the sex drive in women TD, It's called "wedding cake" |
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| Bayside Tree Care Brisbane Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brisbane Aus
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damn you beat me to it Wedding cake the ultimate contraceptive. Martina navratalova is from the czec republic cant imagine her wanting foreplay grrr joust git on wit it woman. oh and borat was from kazakstan different country not eastern block.
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| Former Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bakersfield, Ca
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Well it's all either east of here, or west of here...sooo....it's all basically the same place to me ![]() I for one, will OBVIOUSLY never figure my girl out...but I haven't heard any complaints about that department. When a woman tells you that she's gonna have her way with you whether you want it or not...that's kinda...romantic. right? ![]() And if she's already made it clear that it doesn't matter if you argue, then what's the point in staving off the inevitable right? Well, except maybe to draw it out a bit. |
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| Bayside Tree Care Brisbane Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brisbane Aus
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what for another 7 minutes ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Roy chubby Brown "I gave her the best ten seconds of her life" ![]() ![]() I cant really say anything iv'e been married to the same beautiful woman for fifteen years lifes goood
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| Admin - Razor sharp and independent 2 X Diploma Level 5 qualified arborist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane
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I noticed Funarty laying low in this one!
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| Mature tree Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Western QLD. Australia
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Apart from the few of us that replied on this thread, most of you are wrong. It is common knowlege world wide that Aussies make the best lovers. If we are crazy enough to resel a salt water crocs and stuff like that, imagine what we are like in bed. ![]() Half hour to an hour minium, and just look were that got me.. hahaha.
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| Mature tree Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bay Area Ca.
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Cavechick clubs Cavedude... Drags to cave. |
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| Mature Tree Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Canada
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Hey Knotahippie, Thats kind of funny, especially from someone who lives near the Gay Bay! |
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| Mature tree Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bay Area Ca.
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Take off eh. Hoser.
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| Mature tree Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bay Area Ca.
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Maybe should be Knotahomo... Just for clarity. ![]() ![]() |
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| Mature Tree Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Canada
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| ![]() ![]() Hey Knot, you knew that was coming, eh?
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| Former Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bakersfield, Ca
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| Mature tree Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Bay Area Ca.
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Not a directional Therrin ![]() Just a sign of the times. |
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| Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Shropshire, UK
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So all that tongue ache and pube spitting was for nothing ![]() Still enjoy a 69 though
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| Former Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bakersfield, Ca
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| Lol, if you have your girl trained properly she'll give you something niffty, like a landing strip... then you dont have to be coughing and choking on anything ![]() And its NOT all for nothing.... lol. Every little bit is worthwhile. Hell, maybe I'm crazy but *I* actually enjoy it. If nothing else, it builds your reputation |
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| Sappling Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Queensland Australia
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Ok, so are any one of you interested in what a woman has to say on the subject? Hm. Well it depends on the woman and the man. Some woman hate foreplay before or after the wedding cake. Some woman prefer it to intercourse. Kind of like, firstcourse, intercourse, finalcourse or divorcecourse. The length of time given to each course is, of course subject to each individual. The key to success is communication, openness and willingness. I am told!!! there is nothing worse than foreplay committed by inexperienced people, male or female there for it is imperative that both parties be guided by each other, hence the communiction etc. It is a forgone conclusion that if it is performed on a, shall we say "guess work" basis that it will be "over rated" for both parties although I would be so bold as to say at a guess it would be far easier for the female species to complete the task satisfactorily as the results are more obvious and impossible to fake. The male is more often "in the moment" what ever the situation whereas the female is often "off with the wedding cake and bridal arrangements, shopping and children" and as we all know the main ingrediant for a successfull outcome is "all in the mind". Perhaps woman who feel Foreplay is over rated should take a "leaf out of the males book" and "live in the moment" so as not to ruin it for the woman lucky enough to have a male prepared to LISTEN & LEARN but of course it is an individual thing and such broard statments are really only to give people something the chat about. Did you read this all the way through? cause I am KIDDING, "what would I know", I just felt left out. |
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Psssst ... the survey was women, some 2300 odd, but I know you women just pretend you dont read this stuff so hats off to you for posting. ![]() The other one that hangs around "Funarty" has kept quite, because a comment to either the negative or positive aspect of this research would then allow us men to know which of the two buckets of choices she lives in ... some rather sit on the fence than be found out.
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| Sappling Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Queensland Australia
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So did I give anything away other than I might be blonde. Did I say that! Sorry GF's. I am starting to like the internet, you can say almost anything. I did have a rather nice Xmas photo but I am not sure how far to go on the first date. Am I game, oh bugger it you can always block me. ![]() R rated Picture 18+ to view Last edited by Eric Frei; 8th December 2008 at 09:11 PM. Reason: R rated Picture 18+ to view |
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| ![]() Clemmy, you can have her she's got your taste for pictures!
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Hmm. I can see I will need to shop for a new Chrissie decoration...
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| Veteran Heritage Status Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Australia
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A mate told me recently theres chemicals in our shot away that makes women feel better(need) Im not too sure about that but im all for it!!! ![]()
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