Foreplay... women say over rated

OutofMytree · 8th December 2008, 09:16 PM

In the interests of scientific research I am prepared to test this theory. How many women took aprt in that survey again?

Boy, am I glad my wife doesnt read thi......

Drouin Tree Service · 8th December 2008, 09:22 PM

I knew it was true,No semen = depresion in women!! http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen

AnnetteR · 8th December 2008, 09:27 PM

They didnt ask me. Is that better, I didnt want to make anyone feel bad. Worth a second look for an old one like me.

Garry Brockley · 8th December 2008, 09:28 PM

Wouldn't like to grow up in papua new guinee then ew scary

Done it · 8th December 2008, 09:42 PM

What about Ireland?

Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses & lies on the bed spreadeagled & says "You know what I want dont you?"

"Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole friggin bed by the looks of it!"

AnnetteR · 8th December 2008, 10:37 PM

Hard to believe it is Christmas already, I guess it must be cause people keep sending me these silly photos.

clementine · 8th December 2008, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ekka

Clemmy, you can have her she's got your taste for pictures!

Now hold on there Eric, I can't see the similarity between that picture and any of the ones I have posted.
Makes a change though, no more one way traffic on this site eh!

Eric Frei · 8th December 2008, 10:42 PM

LOL, you post nudie lady bits and she posts nudie men bits.

newguy18 · 9th December 2008, 01:43 AM

Did i miss something here?is this treeworld or pornworld?

Jeff Darby · 9th December 2008, 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newguy18

Did i miss something here?is this treeworld or pornworld?

There's a distinct differance between porn and "R" rated and allthough a little expliced (JayD has tougne in cheek) it is clearly marked for folk to choose to look or not...me...it's like a bloody magnet of course i'm going to look. Then I wish I hadn't...LOL.

Foreplay...mmmm...it's like warming the car up!

Therrin · 9th December 2008, 08:11 AM

Like warming up the car huh?

So um, if it's a cold starting beast do you ever need to choke it a little to get it started?

What if it's still warm from the last time you came home?

OMG, you could go on forever with that analogy JayD.

Mmmmmmmmm, foreplayyyy.....

OutofMytree · 10th December 2008, 10:27 AM

So if I am driving an 8 tonne truck what sort of women is that?

TreeDimensional · 10th December 2008, 11:48 AM

A married one!

Jeff Darby · 10th December 2008, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TreeDimensional

A married one!

You'll get us all shot!...LOL...funny though.

newguy18 · 10th December 2008, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TreeDimensional

A married one!

You must like getting the cant hook upside the head.

bobdoesit · 3rd January 2009, 04:42 AM

Re:- Foreplay, just been reading through these posts (with my wife of 28 years) Been together 31 and a half though, this makes me now feel quite old, I do think that the length of time we have been together say,s something. Its not all intercourse or foreplay, variety is the spice of life. A change is as good as a rest so they say. Time dedication, tenderness, oh and of course a good chit chat befor and after the event does help. We both like landing strips too

Wife knows iam postting this too. Never thought id get to be chatting about s_x on this site.

Eric Frei · 3rd January 2009, 05:47 PM

Yeah sure, it's why you joined, sex and dirty jokes.

AnnetteR · 3rd January 2009, 07:40 PM

Did I blink and miss anything.

treevet · 4th January 2009, 12:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bobdoesit

Time dedication, tenderness, oh and of

Tenderness is cool, I guess. But sometimes you gotta hit it hard like you mean it and let em know what you are made of.

Q.Q. · 10th January 2009, 12:17 AM

Nup slow and steady wins the race.

Like that favorite line out of Face Off the movie-

I can eat a peach for hours.

Therrin · 11th January 2009, 11:37 AM

Steady and slow has it's place, but it's not likely to bring out any anamalistic tendencies in the woman you're with. The whole screaming, back-clawing kind of action... that requires a bit more ... a bit more output, than steady and slow.

Q.Q. · 11th January 2009, 01:53 PM

Quick Question Therrin. Are you married????.

Buy the way for all of you that think it's the wedding cake, think again IT'S KIDS ,so I have found out.

newguy18 · 11th January 2009, 03:09 PM

the last time i talked to Ken[therrin] he wasn't married,but he could have made a run for vegas since then.

Q.Q. · 12th January 2009, 11:58 PM

Huh good one

. I would like to see Vagas though.

What Ken's Moto, so many to do and so little time.
As we say here in Aus,he would be like a dog with 2 Di.k's,wouldn't know what to do.

bobdoesit · 14th January 2009, 04:21 AM

Therrin the screaming and back clawing is what gets me going.

hanging from a rope · 3rd February 2009, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by a_lopa

Doesnt shock me at all,Ive a few female freinds that are HOT and attached and after afew drinks they say they get sick off the kiss n cuddle bang routine and just want a good bang.

yeah............well skip the foreplay just be a animal

8th December 2008, 09:16 PM	#31
OutofMytree Former Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Perth Posts: 307	Re: Foreplay... women say over rated In the interests of scientific research I am prepared to test this theory. How many women took aprt in that survey again? Boy, am I glad my wife doesnt read thi......

8th December 2008, 09:22 PM	#32
Drouin Tree Service Veteran Heritage Status Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Australia Posts: 1,697	Re: Foreplay... women say over rated I knew it was true,No semen = depresion in women!! http://simple.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen __________________ Drouin Tree Services \| Excavator Hire - Drouin and SE Gippsland \| Landclearing Melbourne

8th December 2008, 09:27 PM	#33
AnnetteR Sappling Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Queensland Australia Posts: 28	Re: Foreplay... women say over rated They didnt ask me. Is that better, I didnt want to make anyone feel bad. Worth a second look for an old one like me.

8th December 2008, 09:28 PM	#34
Garry Brockley Bayside Tree Care Brisbane Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Brisbane Aus Posts: 1,649	Re: Foreplay... women say over rated Wouldn't like to grow up in papua new guinee then ew scary __________________ My business:- Brisbane Bayside Tree Care

8th December 2008, 09:42 PM	#35
Done it Over mature heritage tree Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Australia. Posts: 784	Re: Foreplay... women say over rated What about Ireland? Paddy takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses & lies on the bed spreadeagled & says "You know what I want dont you?" "Yeah," says Paddy. "The whole friggin bed by the looks of it!"

8th December 2008, 10:37 PM	#36
AnnetteR Sappling Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Queensland Australia Posts: 28	Re: Foreplay... women say over rated Hard to believe it is Christmas already, I guess it must be cause people keep sending me these silly photos. Attached Thumbnails

8th December 2008, 10:42 PM	#38
Eric Frei Admin - Razor sharp and independent 2 X Diploma Level 5 qualified arborist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane Posts: 12,820	Re: Foreplay... women say over rated LOL, you post nudie lady bits and she posts nudie men bits. __________________ Protect your rights to work - Join Australian Tree Association My businesses:- Qualified Brisbane Tree Lopping \| Stump Grinding Brisbane \| Brisbane - Gold Coast Consulting Arborist

9th December 2008, 01:43 AM	#39
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl Posts: 4,977	Re: Foreplay... women say over rated Did i miss something here?is this treeworld or pornworld? __________________ Have your say join us today. old schooler

9th December 2008, 08:11 AM	#41
Therrin Former Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bakersfield, Ca Posts: 2,512	Re: Foreplay... women say over rated Like warming up the car huh? So um, if it's a cold starting beast do you ever need to choke it a little to get it started? What if it's still warm from the last time you came home? OMG, you could go on forever with that analogy JayD. Mmmmmmmmm, foreplayyyy.....

10th December 2008, 10:27 AM	#42
OutofMytree Former Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Perth Posts: 307	Re: Foreplay... women say over rated So if I am driving an 8 tonne truck what sort of women is that?

10th December 2008, 11:48 AM	#43
TreeDimensional Mature Tree Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Canada Posts: 426	Re: Foreplay... women say over rated A married one!

3rd January 2009, 04:42 AM	#46
bobdoesit Semi-mature vigorous tree Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: England (North West) Posts: 105	Re: Foreplay... women say over rated Re:- Foreplay, just been reading through these posts (with my wife of 28 years) Been together 31 and a half though, this makes me now feel quite old, I do think that the length of time we have been together say,s something. Its not all intercourse or foreplay, variety is the spice of life. A change is as good as a rest so they say. Time dedication, tenderness, oh and of course a good chit chat befor and after the event does help. We both like landing strips too Wife knows iam postting this too. Never thought id get to be chatting about s_x on this site.

3rd January 2009, 05:47 PM	#47
Eric Frei Admin - Razor sharp and independent 2 X Diploma Level 5 qualified arborist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Brisbane Posts: 12,820	Re: Foreplay... women say over rated Yeah sure, it's why you joined, sex and dirty jokes. __________________ Protect your rights to work - Join Australian Tree Association My businesses:- Qualified Brisbane Tree Lopping \| Stump Grinding Brisbane \| Brisbane - Gold Coast Consulting Arborist

3rd January 2009, 07:40 PM	#48
AnnetteR Sappling Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Queensland Australia Posts: 28	Re: Foreplay... women say over rated Did I blink and miss anything.

10th January 2009, 12:17 AM	#50
Q.Q. Mature tree Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Western QLD. Australia Posts: 282	Re: Foreplay... women say over rated Nup slow and steady wins the race. Like that favorite line out of Face Off the movie- I can eat a peach for hours. __________________ Q,Q's Tree & Garden Maintenance FAMILARITY BREEDS CONTEMPT

11th January 2009, 11:37 AM	#51
Therrin Former Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Bakersfield, Ca Posts: 2,512	Re: Foreplay... women say over rated Steady and slow has it's place, but it's not likely to bring out any anamalistic tendencies in the woman you're with. The whole screaming, back-clawing kind of action... that requires a bit more ... a bit more output, than steady and slow.

11th January 2009, 01:53 PM	#52
Q.Q. Mature tree Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Western QLD. Australia Posts: 282	Re: Foreplay... women say over rated Quick Question Therrin. Are you married????. Buy the way for all of you that think it's the wedding cake, think again IT'S KIDS ,so I have found out. __________________ Q,Q's Tree & Garden Maintenance FAMILARITY BREEDS CONTEMPT

11th January 2009, 03:09 PM	#53
newguy18 Part of the Furniture Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: orlando,fl Posts: 4,977	Re: Foreplay... women say over rated the last time i talked to Ken[therrin] he wasn't married,but he could have made a run for vegas since then. __________________ Have your say join us today. old schooler

12th January 2009, 11:58 PM	#54
Q.Q. Mature tree Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Western QLD. Australia Posts: 282	Re: Foreplay... women say over rated Huh good one. I would like to see Vagas though. What Ken's Moto, so many to do and so little time. As we say here in Aus,he would be like a dog with 2 Di.k's,wouldn't know what to do. __________________ Q,Q's Tree & Garden Maintenance FAMILARITY BREEDS CONTEMPT

14th January 2009, 04:21 AM	#55
bobdoesit Semi-mature vigorous tree Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: England (North West) Posts: 105	Re: Foreplay... women say over rated Therrin the screaming and back clawing is what gets me going.

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