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Old 21st April 2007, 08:32 AM   #4 (permalink)
Tree Machine
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Most definitely, Cleave. Down under is the place to be.

Mick's idea is great, but I'd like to add.

Tree-to-tree Tarzanning could be done by way of throwing a grapple to a far limb, giant pendulum down, knocking the evil Dr Firestorm for a loop, but only enough to piss him off. The pendulumming Bond continues up to a far tree where Bond does a heel hook into a forked limb. Dr Fireballs arises, pulls the trigger on his flamethrower and melts the upside-down Bond's rope. It drapes to the ground and just as Bond gets upright and begins his ascent. Dr Flamebastard grabs the melted end of the rope and is hoisted upward by the climbing Bond. He screams in pain, and once he reaches the first limb, begins climbing up. Bond is at the top, nowhere to go.....

Just as the ill-intentioned pursuer is getting his flame thrower close enough to turn Bond's heels and rope into dripping, molten plastic, our Hero quickly fashions a running bowline from the melted end, lassoo's the landing rail of the helicopter that swoops down and he's off in fine Bond style to get some major pussy.

Cleave, I threw down for the sake of fun, but I think you're trolling us.
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