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A *Catholic Priest*, an *Indian Doctor*, a *rich Chinse Businessman* and

an *Aussie* were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of

golfers in front of them.

The Aussie fumed, 'What's with those blokes? We must have been waiting

for fifteen minutes!'

The Indian Doctor chimed in, 'I don't know, but I've never seen such

poor golf!'

The Chinse Businessman called out 'Move it, time is money'

The Catholic Priest said, 'Here comes George the greenkeeper. Let's

have a word with him.'

'Hello, George!' said the Catholic Priest, 'What's wrong with that group

ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?'

George the greenkeeper replied, 'Oh, yes. That's a group of blind fire

fighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last

year, so we always let them play for free anytime.'

The group fell silent for a moment.

The Catholic Priest said, 'That's so sad. I think I will say a special

prayer for them tonight.'

The Indian Doctor said, 'Good idea. I'm going to contact my

ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them.'

The Chinese Businessman replied, 'I think I'll donate $50,000 to the

fire-fighters in honour of these brave souls'

The Aussie said, 'Why can't they f***ing play at night?'

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