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Old 24th June 2008, 02:25 PM   #356 (permalink)
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Default Re: It's just a Joke!

A young woman is in hospital in a coma. The nurses are in her private ward giving her a sponge bath.
One of the nurses is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when she touches her around that bodily area.
The Doctor approaches her husband and explains to him what has happened, telling him:
"Strange as this my sound, maybe a little oral sex would help to bring her out of her coma."

The husband is very skeptical, but the Doctor assures him that they will close the curtains around him and his wife for privacy, and that after so long in a coma, anyting is worth a try. The husband finally agrees and goes into his wife`s private ward, and pulls the curtains around himself and his wife.

All is quite for a few minutes, then the heart monitor alarm goes off and shows flat lines....no pulse......no heart rate.

The nurses who were standing outside the room run in.
The husband is standing by the bed, pulling up his pants and says.........

"I think she's choked."
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