Originally Posted by clementine

There was a daddy mole, a mammy mole, and a baby mole. They all lived in a hole out in the country in a large garden.
Daddy mole stuck his head out of the hole one morning and said,
"Mmmm, I can smell bacon cooking!"
Mammy mole stuck her head outside the hole and said,
"Mmmm, I also smell sausages cooking!"
Baby mole tried frantically to stick his head outside the hole but he couldn't because Mammy and Daddy mole were blocking it.
Baby mole said,

"The only thing I can smell is molasses."