First time I've heard of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour but by 'eck that Big Deck were funny:
Spotted this, I liked this one:
A cheating husband left this letter for his wife.
My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54
years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife, however, after reading this letter I hope you will not
wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my
18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset,
I shall be back before midnight.
When the man came home late that night he found a reply to his letter
on the dining room table, it read:
My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54
years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are
also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college.
I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel
Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis
coach. He is young, virile and like your secretary, he is 18 years old.
You being a successful businessman with an excellent knowledge of maths will understand that we are in the same situation, although with
one small difference;
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore I will not be home until sometime tomorrow morning.
