 Re: Things to Ponder
1)
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
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2)
Can you cry under water?
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3)
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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4)
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
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5)
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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6)
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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7)
What disease did cured ham actually have?
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8)
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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9)
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
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10)
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
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11)
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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12)
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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13)
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway.
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14)
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
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15)
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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16)
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
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17)
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
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18)
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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19)
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
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20)
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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21)
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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22)
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
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23)
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
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24)
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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25)
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
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26)
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? |