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Old 24th March 2008, 05:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh**

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine ... and those who don't.

To paraphrase Ben Franklin, "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is
freedom, in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated
that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we
would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli)-
bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,
rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a
purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
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