Originally Posted by bill24

Thanks for the ++ comments, the fellas were getting a bit maudlin about drink drive, vic. coppers etc. and I thought I needed to lighten the moment.
No offence intended in the second joke, just a play on words.

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While on a roll.............>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

A man shoots a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat
it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess. The kids were eager to
know what the meat was on their plates, so begged their dad for the clue.

"Well" the father said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes"
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Little Johnny screams, "Don't eat it.... its a f*cking arsehole!!!!!!!!

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Its been an informative forum, god blokes, this may be my last post.......??

Ekka, now that I've worked out who he is, may give me the chop!

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