Gawd, I wouldn't mind a few hours in a fridge now and then either.
Hey, our pool is a nice 80F at the moment, nice to swim in after a day killing trees.
That's why so many have big chippers here, mulch moves fast logs slower, but the milling market seems young .... in saying that rustic chunky outdoor style furniture doesn't really fetch a high enough price compared to the volume of cheap good looking China import stuff. But the cheap stuff is stained pine however one person can pick it up.
Always seems a no win, I think the firewood market for you guys works out well.