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Old 27th February 2008, 06:21 PM   #85 (permalink)
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Default Re: Types of Biners you use.

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Originally Posted by Tree Machine View Post
No, I was just thinking about female breasts right at that moment.

That's the strategy, aloft, newguy. You're either about to do a redirect, a re-route or cut of some sort of cut. Think to yourself, "Breasts".
Amidst this soothing thought, go ahead and apply a second, independent source of attachment to the tree.

Like the old saying goes, Think boobs, do aasisoattt.


But amidst the professional tree climbing community, we all have a social, subconscious understanding of these silent, breasulatory moments while in the tree because deep down, we ALL want to go home safely every night to a cozy pair.

If you are not thinking about golden hooters while in the tree, you are less likely to flipline in. That's just all there is to it.

This is the original rendering of the legend of TITS on tree jobsites, and how mammarys help keep us safe while in the tree.

Sorry. I digress.

Ok, back to caribiners
Theres nothing like using a sexual analogy to get a guys attention.

Does that mean it's only gay climbers who fall to their deaths?
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