Only an Aussie could pull this one off!
From the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.
Recently a police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood tavern. Later in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. Infact he fell over almost immediately.
The man wrestled himself up and stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.
After what seemed an eternity and after trying his keys in five other vehicles, the man managed to find his own car, which he unlocked and fell into. He was in there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn several times and then switched on the lights.
He moved the vehicle forward a few feet, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left.
At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road.
The police officer, having waited patiently all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, pulled the man over and carried out a
breathalyser test.
To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's intoxication.
The police officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station, this breathalyser equipment must be broken."
"I doubt that", said the man, "Tonight's my turn to be the designated decoy".
