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bill24 · 26th February 2008, 02:05 AM

Took me awhile to work out how to post EKKA!

Think I've got it now.

Learning a lot from this great forum, blokes with plenty of nous.(nouse?)

All comments are greatfully received and I appreciate your advice.

I know this isn't the joke thread but though you might like this one.

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title...............STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE

scenario........BLUEY AND BAZZA HAVING A NIGHT IN THE BIG SMOKE

A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough.

After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress,

the two bushies, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to
look at her.

Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey

The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head.

Kin ya breathe?" asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!!

With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress,

yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of

her butt.

This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction
flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again.

Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer.

Bazza said in admiration "Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody

Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen

somebody do it."

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Regards to all

Bill24.

26th February 2008, 02:05 AM	#5 (permalink)
bill24 Sappling Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Victoria, AUST. Posts: 21	Re: Red Roo Shp400......knowledge Of? Took me awhile to work out how to post EKKA! Think I've got it now. Learning a lot from this great forum, blokes with plenty of nous.(nouse?) All comments are greatfully received and I appreciate your advice. I know this isn't the joke thread but though you might like this one. --------------------------------------------------------------------- title...............STOP CHOKING - AUSSIE STYLE scenario........BLUEY AND BAZZA HAVING A NIGHT IN THE BIG SMOKE A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, the two bushies, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at her. Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head. Kin ya breathe?" asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!! With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her butt. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer. Bazza said in admiration "Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it." ------------------------------------------------------------------- Regards to all Bill24.