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Old 1st February 2008, 02:56 PM   #177 (permalink)
polly
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Default Re: It's just a Joke!

I heard this one the other day..........

There was a zebra walking in the country onday when he came across a sheep in a paddock.

"What are you"? asked the Zebra
"I'm a sheep". said the sheep
"what do you do?" asked the zebra

"well i graze in the paddock, grow my wool which is then shorn and humans use it for all sorts of things like making clothes and blankets, they use me as food to feed humans as well and some even use my milk for cheese making"

"oh" said the zebra and kept on walking

after a while he came across a cow in another paddock

"what are you?" asked the zebra
"I'm a cow" said the cow
"What do you do?" asked the zebra

"I also graze in the paddock, humans use my milk to drink they , my skin to make all sorts of leather products like shoes and hats, and they eat me as well.

"oh I see" said the zebra and kept on walking

a short time passed and the zebra came across a Stallion in a paddock

"what are you "? asked the Zebra

" I'm a stallion " said the stallion

"what do you do?" asked the zebra




"get your pyjama's off and i'll show you " said the stallion


One of the boys told me that one.
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