They're both funny but hell man I pissed myself laughing at the Brisbane one....
March 1, first day of autumn apparently, summers gone, 34C today and still sweating my arse of, and that's when I'm sitting inside drinking a beer watching those tree guys with their chainsaws cutting down all the dead palms coz it hasn't rained for 6 months, the soils fried, cats dead, council fined me for filling the pool and the airconditioner repair man is a filthy liar coz the electricity bill was $900!
I'm moving from Hades to somewhere where it snows in winter.
