im probably gonna catch hell from someone here about safety issues and workplace safety practices so right off the bat ill say <" i dont give a shit" i was workin with this new kid that told me he ran saws all the time. when i asked him to start the saw he looked all over it and finally asked me where the start button was. i explained that his at home had a switch to turn it on and off

after explaining it was gas powered he began to tell me he was a master sharpener. so at break my brother turned his chain around. man..what a friggin riot. he tried for all he was worth to get that saw threw a 6 inch ash. he knew we were messin with him cause when the smoke cleared and he looked up we were rollin...yeah literally rollin on the ground. he was fun to watch do everything.....right down to puttin his chaps on backwards for fear that we were gonna cut him in the ass cause he was going so slow. poor falla.