Quintrex, at this stage of the game, I would like to offer you a personal invitation to come visit us, don't forget to bring your coveralls and your checkbook. I have two options with this farm, sell it to you OR divorse my ground PERSON. You see I was a O/O of a longhaul truck for a few years, and there are two things that are hard on a marrriage 1. Being a Cop 2. Being a truck driver
After the first 2 week stint on the road I came home and Marlene and I went to see the lawyer. We had him draw up a post-nuptual agreement. We kept it real simple; if she leaves me, she HAS to take the farm.

I'm kinda thinkin' I just might me married until they put me in a box.
So heres the deal, you come visit, sign the check, I let you make your fortune farming and cuttin' trees.
PS. We are about 75 miles from the nearest lake, I have lots of tools to fix the stuff you break on the way to the summer fun!
