A schoolteacher is teaching a class room full of small
boys.
Teacher: " I have a question for the class!
There are three crows sitting on a fence,
the farmer comes out with his gun and shoots one,
how many crows are left"?
One boy starts jumping up and down excitedly, with his hand
raised trying to get the teachers attention. "Miss, miss, miss!"
Teacher: " O.K. Micky, you can tell the class".
Micky: " There are no crows left miss".
Teacher: Surprised look. "None left, why ?"
Micky: " You see miss, when the farmer shoots the crow, the noise
from his gun frightened the rest of them away miss".
Teacher: " Now that's a very good answer Micky. It's not the answer
that I wanted, but I like the way you're thinking".
Micky: " I have a question for you miss!"
Teacher: " Go on then Micky, what is it?"
Micky: " There are three women sitting on a wall miss and each of
them has a lollipop. One is kissing the lollipop, One is
licking the lollipop, and one is sucking the lollipop. Which
one of them is married?"
Teacher: After a long pause. " Well, I would think it's the one sucking the
lollipop".
Micky: " No miss. It's the one with the wedding ring, but I like the
way you're thinking".
