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Originally Posted by a_lopa   Howdy Mick!  |
Mate, how trix?
Did ya here about Wally?
Flamin goose he was takin a tour mob past Walkabout Creek into the scrub and trying to pretend he was like Stevo the Croc Hunter stalking a red bellied black.
Well, he got hold of it, and paying attention to how Stevo holds them by the tail with his arm stretched out Ole Wally's showin' off and the bugger struck him fair and square in the family jewels.
Fanged him right in the ole fella, Wally chucked the snake in the scrub which took off quick smart but they had to call in the Flying Doctor to get Wally's arse to a hospital.
Meanwhile there's a Rangie full of albino tourists getting roasted in the outback with no idea how to get back.
Anyway, ole Wol got a scare alright, but scrubbed OK and the tourist mob got back to the Creek alright for a good laugh and piss up.
Bloody goose Wally is, I sent him a cricketers box for a laugh.
