 Re: It's just a Joke!
A man takes a vacation, and since he's Irish, decides to go to the motherland and see what it's like over there.
While in Ireland he finds himself a pub, goes in, and orders a guiness, thinking that he's being pretty Irish by doing that.
Next to him is seated this grizzled old white-haired man. He looks at the man and says "so what's up with all the violence here? seems nice enough around these parts"
The old man replies in a thick Irish accent, "Oh it's not violent at all! You could raise your kids here, its safer than anything"
The vacationer says, "but I've heard about all the fighting, and explosions and shooting, whats with that?"
The old man says "Oh it's a bunch of media hype. Just them tryin to make people think that its some kind of warzone over here. Nothing could be further from the truth."
The younger man thinks about this, nods, and replies "well, maybe you're right. I guess Ireland is just as peacefull as anywhere, the media always manages to put a negative twist on things.
A few minutes go by.... then the vacationer turns to the old man and says, "so tell me old timer, what do you do around here?"
The man says to him without blinking, "I'm a tailgunner on a school bus"
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