Now, did it bust because ...
1/ friggin speed bumps
2/ mounted a round-a-bout
3/ collected a silent copper
4/ reversed it over that bitch ditch or curb too hard
5/ blew the tyre off dropping onto rim and mounted the gutter
6/ forgot to hitch it up correctly and it drove off on its own
7/ just busted, wear and tear
well, howd I go?