Glad you're all right Ekka,
That said, Boy are there some nice openings for jokes at your expense from the rest of the community.
====Jokes in poor taste====
First that comes to mind is something about the Doctor/Arborist getting his tools mixed up and bringing the stump grinder to the vasectomy!
Also, you could use this episode in your life to talk to the homeowners when you do quotes. When they tell you the price is too high, ask them if they say that to their doc, or do they just go with the lowest bidder. Also god forbid they tried to do their own Vasectomy!
And many more at
Humor contents
All the best, and get well soon.
SP