So where I see these trucks pulling out, I pull in. I'm immediately flagged by security.
"Hold, up, hold up, the day is ending, we're sending people home."
"That's why I'm here."
"Huh?"
"End of day VIP."
There was a pause, just enough time to lay it on a little thicker. I tipped my glasses down, looked him right in the eye,
"I'm
The Tree Machine"
"Oh, Ok, go on in."
I really tried to not bust out laughing.
At the moment I didn't really care whether or not I actually got in, but I was in and there was this processional of trucks leaving the main entrance, so I thought I'd park where I could sit and watch the fancy trucks roll on by. That just happened to be adjacent to the headquarters for the security guys, and I had to roll past a few of these dudes to get my primo parking spot.
As soon as I stopped, a security dude came right up, before he could utter a word, I said, "Tree Machine, ....VIP" and he turned and walked away back to his buddies. I am amazed I brought my camera.
