A businessman, away from his family is lying on the bed in his hotel room and decides that he needs a little something that his wife doesn't do for him anymore. So, he decides to get one of those girls he's seen advertised in the local paper, offering escort and massage and more.
He opened the local paper to an ad for a girl calling herself
Comerly, a lovely looking girl, bending over in the photo.
She had all the right curves, in all the right places,
beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the
way up. You know the kind... So he is in his room and
figures, what the hell, and he makes the call.
"Hello!" says the girl.
Gosh she sounds sexy! The man thinks to himself.
"Hi, it says here you give a great massage and I'd like you
to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should
be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I
really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and
I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night long.
You name it, we'll do it. Bring implements, toys,
everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go
hot and heavy all night. Tie me up, cover me in
chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want
baby. Now, what will all that cost me??"
She says,
"That sounds really great, Mr. Wilson, but for an outside
line you need to press 9 first".
