One day a guy comes home from work and says to his wife, "Baby, can I pop one off in your ear tonight?"
To which she replies, "EWWWW no!"
He says, "oh come on, please baby, just once?"
She replies, "No! Just think about it, what if it makes me go deaf or something?"
He thinks about this for a split second and says assuredly, "Naw, that's impossible!"
She looks at him questioningly.
He finishes with "come on now, you let it in your mouth all the time and you still won't shut the hell up."
