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clementine · 8th November 2007, 01:49 PM

A jump lead walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

The barman says "OK, as long as you don't start anything".

Two blokes chatting, the one says,
"What would you do if the world was about to end in 5 minutes?"
The other says, "I'd shag anything that was moving for those 5 minutes. What would you do?"
"I'd stay perfectly still!"

8th November 2007, 01:49 PM	#36 (permalink)
clementine Mature tree Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Central Portugal Posts: 283	Re: It's just a Joke! A jump lead walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The barman says "OK, as long as you don't start anything". Two blokes chatting, the one says, "What would you do if the world was about to end in 5 minutes?" The other says, "I'd shag anything that was moving for those 5 minutes. What would you do?" "I'd stay perfectly still!" __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons - for you are crunchy and taste of chicken! Builder in Central Portugal