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Old 5th October 2007, 02:45 PM   #16 (permalink)
Quintrex
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Default Re: It's just a Joke!

A class of 10 year olds were asked by the teacher to use, in a sentence, a new word every day. Today's word is CONTAGIOUS.
Roger, the teachers pet, stood up and said 'when I had the flu last month, my mum said I can't go to school because flu is CONTAGIOUS and some one else may catch it from me.'
Teacher; 'That's very good Roger.'
Next, little Emma stood up and said " I had measles and the doctor said it was CONTAGIOUS"
Teacher " Well done Emma"
Next, little Irish Sean stood up and said "the man next door is painting his whole house with a 2" brush and my Dad said it will take the CONTAGIOUS"

THE TEACHER FAINTED!
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