Couple a crackers there Quintrex
After two visits to my Doctor and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him,
"Do you think I'll live to be 84?"
He asked,
"Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh no!" I said, "and I'm not doing any drugs either."
Then he asked,
"Do you eat rump steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said,
"No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
He asked,
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He asked,
"Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then, why the hell do you want to live to be 84?"
